happy birthday, keiran makonvile

Zoomerang96 · 06-26-2005, 09:52 PM

our very own "big guy" turns 27 today!

so everyone, stop on by for a super shit-kickin' hot dog n' 7uice party!

we've got 20 microwaves goin' full tilt to keep up with the demand of the weiners, you lil' fella's are a hungry bunch!

but since this is only cyber space, i thought we could make this like the octagon bar...

so let's copy their mantra for a moment, shall we?

stop by, and come for the men...we're good kissers and we know how to love you because i'm extremely good looking and i have lots of money and i wear a suit to work every day.

if the bartenders are making out with some sleaze bag in the corner, go fix your own fucking drink.

then proceed to the darkened basement where our very special kieran will be sitting on a fold chair, starring at those who come to visit.

so return the favour, and lock your eyes in a mutual gaze that will forever be burnt in your memory. remember, he won't actually fight you, but his droning stare will be worse than any physical pain you could ever bear.

so what are you waiting for?!!?!?!? grab some friends, and head on down to the bar down the street, let's celebrate kieran's birthday!

HOTDOG!!!!!!

Calluna · 06-26-2005, 09:56 PM

That's funny, I thought his birthday was in September but who really cares anyway? I can never get enough of those long awkward silences.

melon · 06-26-2005, 09:57 PM

mmm...is that 7uice?

Melon

Zoomerang96 · 06-26-2005, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calluna
That's funny, I thought his birthday was in September but who really cares anyway? I can never get enough of those long awkward silences.

honestly, when was the last time you got ANYTHING right?

celebrate with a hotdog and some everclear, stare into his eyes and get the ass out of the bar.

don't make me fight you.

Zoomerang96 · 06-26-2005, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by melon
mmm...is that 7uice?

Melon

are you mocking me?

cause if you are, you can bring that shit on.

don't think i wouldn't fight you cause you're an american.

i've fought canadians, poles, lithuanians, lawrence of arabians, even mason dixons.

don't think you're special, melon, cause guess what you're not.

melon · 06-26-2005, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoomerang96
are you mocking me?

cause if you are, you can bring that shit on.

don't think i wouldn't fight you cause you're an american.

i've fought canadians, poles, lithuanians, lawrence of arabians, even mason dixons.

don't think you're special, melon, cause guess what you're not.

WWN2D?

Melon

Calluna · 06-26-2005, 10:10 PM

Bear is quite surly tonight.

GibsonGirl · 06-26-2005, 10:13 PM

I was curious as to what a Keiran was.

That explains everything.

Calluna · 06-26-2005, 10:14 PM

Kieran is a girl's name.

Angela Harlem · 06-26-2005, 10:14 PM

who's kieran maconville? ive never heard of her.

Zoomerang96 · 06-26-2005, 10:15 PM

oh, so is this pick on deathbear day or what?

bullshit!

you can all kiss my ass! i don't need this picking on BULLCOOKIES.

Calluna · 06-26-2005, 10:16 PM

Bullcookies??

GibsonGirl · 06-26-2005, 10:17 PM

We're not picking on you. We're picking with you.

Zoomerang96 · 06-26-2005, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calluna
Bullcookies??

honestly, what's your problem tonite?!

gibsongirl, if you can't post without shoving your negative opinions on me, maybe you should find something else to do.

i'm sick of this.

Lilly · 06-26-2005, 10:20 PM

this is, like, the coolest thread ever.

let's make 80 more versions!!@#!EDECSc121!!@!$

Calluna · 06-26-2005, 10:20 PM

What's my problem?? My problem is YOU, my friend! YOU!!!

GibsonGirl · 06-26-2005, 10:21 PM

I'm wounded deeply.

Zoomerang96 · 06-26-2005, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lilly
this is, like, the coolest thread ever.

let's make 80 more versions!!@#!EDECSc121!!@!$

then go and make your own.

stop yelling at me.

calluna, check your personal message box. i've already reported your horsing around to the appropriate authorities.

enough's enough.

i'm going to bed.

Calluna · 06-26-2005, 10:25 PM

Goodnight deathbear!

lmjhitman · 06-26-2005, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoomerang96
BULLCOOKIES.

cookies...

will kieran be having a party? and will there be cookies?

and juice?

06-26-2005, 09:52 PM	#1
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 08:13 PM	happy birthday, keiran makonvile our very own "big guy" turns 27 today! so everyone, stop on by for a super shit-kickin' hot dog n' 7uice party! we've got 20 microwaves goin' full tilt to keep up with the demand of the weiners, you lil' fella's are a hungry bunch! but since this is only cyber space, i thought we could make this like the octagon bar... so let's copy their mantra for a moment, shall we? stop by, and come for the men...we're good kissers and we know how to love you because i'm extremely good looking and i have lots of money and i wear a suit to work every day. if the bartenders are making out with some sleaze bag in the corner, go fix your own fucking drink. then proceed to the darkened basement where our very special kieran will be sitting on a fold chair, starring at those who come to visit. so return the favour, and lock your eyes in a mutual gaze that will forever be burnt in your memory. remember, he won't actually fight you, but his droning stare will be worse than any physical pain you could ever bear. so what are you waiting for?!!?!?!? grab some friends, and head on down to the bar down the street, let's celebrate kieran's birthday! HOTDOG!!!!!! __________________

06-26-2005, 09:56 PM	#2
Calluna Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cloud Cookoo Land Posts: 3,542 Local Time: 06:13 PM	That's funny, I thought his birthday was in September but who really cares anyway? I can never get enough of those long awkward silences. __________________

06-26-2005, 10:14 PM	#10
Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 12:13 PM	who's kieran maconville? ive never heard of her. __________________

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06-26-2005, 09:57 PM	#3
melon ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 11,782 Local Time: 08:13 PM	mmm...is that 7uice? Melon

06-26-2005, 10:10 PM	#7
Calluna Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cloud Cookoo Land Posts: 3,542 Local Time: 06:13 PM	Bear is quite surly tonight.

06-26-2005, 10:13 PM	#8
GibsonGirl ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 13,270 Local Time: 09:13 PM	I was curious as to what a Keiran was. That explains everything.

06-26-2005, 10:15 PM	#11
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 08:13 PM	oh, so is this pick on deathbear day or what? bullshit! you can all kiss my ass! i don't need this picking on BULLCOOKIES.

06-26-2005, 10:16 PM	#12
Calluna Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cloud Cookoo Land Posts: 3,542 Local Time: 06:13 PM	Bullcookies??

06-26-2005, 10:17 PM	#13
GibsonGirl ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 13,270 Local Time: 09:13 PM	We're not picking on you. We're picking with you.

06-26-2005, 10:20 PM	#15
Lilly Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: back and to the left Posts: 8,523 Local Time: 07:13 PM	this is, like, the coolest thread ever. let's make 80 more versions!!@#!EDECSc121!!@!$

06-26-2005, 10:21 PM	#17
GibsonGirl ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 13,270 Local Time: 09:13 PM	I'm wounded deeply.

06-26-2005, 10:25 PM	#19
Calluna Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cloud Cookoo Land Posts: 3,542 Local Time: 06:13 PM	Goodnight deathbear!