Do you still have your appendix?

[Tomer]

if you have it taken out is it harder to poo?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Yes. Still have it.

When I had my kidney infection a few years ago I got this massive pain that was so bad I passsed out, and they thought it might have been my appendix until they ran some tests and saw my history with kidney stones/infections.

 

[Tomer]

now thats history school doesnt teach us

 

[Justified]

I think Martha that the more pertinent question is: do you still have my appendix? I need it back.

this made me laugh.

 

[Tomer]

should i still have my appendix

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

now thats history school doesnt teach us

No shit.

 

[Tomer]

school is made up

i dont believe in grading

at all

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Yes, I still have it. In fact, I have never had any kind of surgery *knocks on wood*

 

[Tomer]

did you break your finger?

surgery in the air







:sniff:

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

I have never broken a single bone either

 

[Tomer]

:surgery:

maybe you broke more than one bone in once

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Maybe all my bones are broken and as I'm used to it I think it's perfectly normal.

 

[Tomer]

yes

same with colourblindness

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

But that only applies to guys

 

[Tomer]

no it doesnt

its part of the great plan of feminists

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

If that's the case, they ahve done a good job so far: They have cheated the whole medical community.

 

[Tomer]

yes

viva le red crack

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Pink crack I'd say

 

[Tomer]

psst
some say its blue

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

how many blue lines? 1 or 2?

Does that mean you are pregnant?

 

[Tomer]

613

but i cheated

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

if you cheated, than that means you are a femenist!

 

[ShellBeThere]

I think so. I think so. Do we all still get one of those to start with?

 

[fah]

I still have mine

Gall bladder is gone gone gone gone gone gone gone

Tonsils gone too

 

[Tomer]

im not a feminist!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

a friend of mine had his appendix taken out and had an operation on a hernia in his back in the same year. his scars make it look like he was chopped in half and put back together agian. it's funny.

 

[hiphop]

im not a feminist!

why not? I am. Um, I guess I am, its up to female feminists to decide that.

 

[BAW]

So ... how do you know when you need to get your appendix out? I'm sure it hurts, but how do you distinguish it from a regular stomach ache or gas or something.

Pain in lower right part of you nether regions is the first indication. When the doctor pushes in on the area, it doesn't really hurt, but when he lets up and you scream with pain, its probably your appendix.

You can have a fever and throw up too.

I think they confirm it with a blood test to check your white cell count but I don't think they can be 100% positive its your appendix until they go in or it bursts

 

[Tomer]

wow
it bursts......

 

[U2Kitten]

A kid at my kids' school appendix burst because he didn't have a fever and no one thought there was anything wrong. They thought he was faking a stomach ache to get to go home early! The school has a policy where they won't call the parents if the kid says they're sick unless they have a fever, but I told them to call me anyway! The kid lived but was sick for a long time. I also knew a girl years ago whose appendix burst and it ruined her female organs and she can't have kids

I thought it was the tonsils everyone lost most?