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Tilli · 06-07-2006, 03:56 PM

Yey - a Blackadder thread!

From Blackadder Goes Forth:

"For the past thirteen months, Baldrick's coffee has in fact been made from mud. With dandruff as a cunning sugar substitute. Just don't ask what he's been using for the milk. "

TheQuiet1 · 06-07-2006, 04:05 PM

So Flashheart tweaked the Adder's beard,
From now he always shall be single.
To fall in love with boys is weird,
especially boys without a tingle.

Blackadder, Blackadder.
His taste is rather odd.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
The randy little sod.
Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,
I wish you were the star.
Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,
You're sexier by far.

TheQuiet1 · 06-07-2006, 04:14 PM

And in honour of my avatar:
Queenie:
When the night is dark,
and the dogs go bark;
When the clouds are black,
and the ducks go- quack;
When the sky is blue,
and the cows go- moo;
Think of lovely Queenie;
She'll be thinking of you.

It's called, "Edmund." Shakespeare gave me a hand with the title, but the rest is all my own work!

susanp6 · 06-07-2006, 06:46 PM

Can't believe i never saw this Q1!

Love Blackadder

A_Wanderer · 06-08-2006, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tilli
Yey - a Blackadder thread!

From Blackadder Goes Forth:

"For the past thirteen months, Baldrick's coffee has in fact been made from mud. With dandruff as a cunning sugar substitute. Just don't ask what he's been using for the milk. "

Cappuccino, oh do you have any of those little brown flakey bits?

Aardvark747 · 06-09-2006, 05:29 AM

(Baldrick pleased with his performence as Charlie Chaplin)

Baldrick:- "Sir, Some people seem to think that I was best, would you agree?"

B.Adder:- "Baldrick, in the Amazonian Rainforest there are tribes of Indians, as yet untouched by civilization who've developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours"

zoobeatle · 07-12-2006, 03:20 PM

Great thread, loved it since the 1st series.

"Im as poor as a church mouse, thats just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese".

tarquinsuperb · 07-12-2006, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zoobeatle
Great thread, loved it since the 1st series.

"Im as poor as a church mouse, thats just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese".

That one made me think of this one:

"George, the day this war began I was cheesed off. Within ten minutes of you turning up, I finished the cheese and moved on to the coffee and cigars. And at this late stage, I'm in a cab with two lady companions on my way to the Pink Pussycat in Lower Regency."

zoobeatle · 07-13-2006, 02:26 PM

"Weve been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died and weve moved no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping".

IWasBored · 07-14-2006, 03:42 PM

bammo made me get III and IV on dvd. and then i may have not-so-legally acquired II

hilarious stuff.

daygloeyes2 · 01-09-2007, 09:17 AM

I got the Blackadder collection for Christmas. I love it.

From Blackadder III, while re-writing the dictionary

Blackadder: Baldrick, what have you done?
Baldrick: I've done "C" and "D."
Blackadder: Right. Let's have it, then.
Baldrick: Right. "Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in."
Blackadder: What's that?
Baldrick: "C."
Blackadder: Yes. Tiny misunderstanding. Still, my hopes weren't high. Oh, and "D?"
Baldrick: I'm quite pleased with "dog."
Blackadder: Yes, and your definition of "dog" is?
Baldrick: "Not a cat."

zoobeatle · 01-09-2007, 04:56 PM

Absolute class

06-07-2006, 03:56 PM	#21
Tilli Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: UK Posts: 6,500 Local Time: 02:28 AM	Yey - a Blackadder thread! From Blackadder Goes Forth: "For the past thirteen months, Baldrick's coffee has in fact been made from mud. With dandruff as a cunning sugar substitute. Just don't ask what he's been using for the milk. " __________________

06-07-2006, 04:05 PM	#22
TheQuiet1 Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: N.Yorkshire UK Posts: 3,816 Local Time: 03:28 AM	So Flashheart tweaked the Adder's beard, From now he always shall be single. To fall in love with boys is weird, especially boys without a tingle. Blackadder, Blackadder. His taste is rather odd. Blackadder, Blackadder, The randy little sod. Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart, I wish you were the star. Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart, You're sexier by far. __________________

01-09-2007, 04:56 PM	#32
zoobeatle Acrobat Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: England Posts: 299 Local Time: 02:28 AM	Absolute class __________________

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06-07-2006, 04:14 PM	#23
TheQuiet1 Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: N.Yorkshire UK Posts: 3,816 Local Time: 03:28 AM	And in honour of my avatar: Queenie: When the night is dark, and the dogs go bark; When the clouds are black, and the ducks go- quack; When the sky is blue, and the cows go- moo; Think of lovely Queenie; She'll be thinking of you. It's called, "Edmund." Shakespeare gave me a hand with the title, but the rest is all my own work!

06-07-2006, 06:46 PM	#24
susanp6 Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 30,150 Local Time: 02:28 AM	Can't believe i never saw this Q1! Love Blackadder

06-09-2006, 05:29 AM	#26
Aardvark747 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Obscured By Clouds... Posts: 22,413 Local Time: 03:28 AM	(Baldrick pleased with his performence as Charlie Chaplin) Baldrick:- "Sir, Some people seem to think that I was best, would you agree?" B.Adder:- "Baldrick, in the Amazonian Rainforest there are tribes of Indians, as yet untouched by civilization who've developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours"

07-12-2006, 03:20 PM	#27
zoobeatle Acrobat Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: England Posts: 299 Local Time: 02:28 AM	Great thread, loved it since the 1st series. "Im as poor as a church mouse, thats just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese".

07-13-2006, 02:26 PM	#29
zoobeatle Acrobat Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: England Posts: 299 Local Time: 02:28 AM	"Weve been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died and weve moved no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping".

07-14-2006, 03:42 PM	#30
IWasBored Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 36,784 Local Time: 10:28 PM	bammo made me get III and IV on dvd. and then i may have not-so-legally acquired II hilarious stuff.

01-09-2007, 09:17 AM	#31
daygloeyes2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: No Emily's Allowed Posts: 26,573 Local Time: 10:28 PM	I got the Blackadder collection for Christmas. I love it. From Blackadder III, while re-writing the dictionary Blackadder: Baldrick, what have you done? Baldrick: I've done "C" and "D." Blackadder: Right. Let's have it, then. Baldrick: Right. "Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in." Blackadder: What's that? Baldrick: "C." Blackadder: Yes. Tiny misunderstanding. Still, my hopes weren't high. Oh, and "D?" Baldrick: I'm quite pleased with "dog." Blackadder: Yes, and your definition of "dog" is? Baldrick: "Not a cat."