Which Bono Would You Sleep With?

[Tiger Edge]

SONNY BONO!!!!! DUH! DUH! DUHHHHHHH!

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[U2Girl1978]

PLEBA turns me on. Yes. All these pictures of Bono and intelligent conversation. Very on-turning. VERY ON-TURNING LOL HAVE ANOTHER GRAPE.

OMG!!!11 Blasphemy! How could you not love the conversation that's been flowing through this joint? WTF11!!1

HAAHHA! omg!11

 

[Souly]

I'd like to feed those grapes to Bono ...in a bathtub

Oh bubbles! Make sure you don't fall in

It might get ... wet

 

[GibsonGirl]

Oh Gibson Girl. You keep talkin' like that... Where's Bono the grape boy!? Send him over with the grapes

Bono feeding you grapes omg what a fantasy it will come true yes it will! Ali? What's Ali?

 

[Liesje]

best.thread.ever

 

[got_edge]

Bono feeding you grapes omg what a fantasy it will come true yes it will! Ali? What's Ali?

Your face is Ali!!

 

[MattFromNYC]

I dunno. Whack you in the face with it?















I kiiiiiiiiiid!

 

[Tiger Edge]

I think Bono would like it if you fed him Whoppers in a bathtub instead of grapes.

 

[GibsonGirl]

I think Bono would like it if you fed him Whoppers in a bathtub instead of grapes.

Bono has a whopping great ass, what?

 

[U2Girl1978]

Awwwwww....

 

[Tiger Edge]

If Bono's ass is anything like chest...

 

[Souly]

Bono feeding you grapes omg what a fantasy it will come true yes it will! Ali? What's Ali?

OMG OMG OMG

I DREEM ABOOT THIS EVERY NIGHT, EH!!!

 

[one4u2]

Bono's hair plugs and double chin. That's where it's at.

 

[GibsonGirl]

Your face is Ali!!

MY FACE IS A FROZEN BANANA. HOW COULD YOU FORGET?

 

[Souly]

If Bono's ass is anything like chest...

...hairy?

 

[MattFromNYC]

you ladies wanna include me in the threesome? you, me, and bono? it'd be like 2 bonos! im a bono clone-alike.

 

[Tiger Edge]

MY FACE IS A FROZEN BANANA. HOW COULD YOU FORGET?

It tastes like a foot!

 

[GibsonGirl]

OMG OMG OMG

I DREEM ABOOT THIS EVERY NIGHT, EH!!!

I dream aboot covering Bono in Timbits and removing them with my teeth. ONE. BY. ONE.

 

[U2Girl1978]

OMG OMG OMG

I DREEM ABOOT THIS EVERY NIGHT, EH!!!

SHUT UP!! He's been in my dreams alllllll niiiight looong. *throbs* What with his sexy ass and hair plugs where can you go wrong? **throbs again**

omg111

 

[MattFromNYC]

god, you guys are verbally violent and harsh. abusive, women...


bono and i will now go to the bar and sulk...

 

[got_edge]

MY FACE IS A FROZEN BANANA. HOW COULD YOU FORGET?

YOU ARE MOMMA!!

 

[GibsonGirl]

you ladies wanna include me in the threesome? you, me, and bono? it'd be like 2 bonos! im a bono clone-alike.

You haven't been invited. Sod off.

 

[Tiger Edge]

you ladies wanna include me in the threesome? you, me, and bono? it'd be like 2 bonos! im a bono clone-alike.

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[GibsonGirl]

SHUT UP!! He's been in my dreams alllllll niiiight looong. *throbs* What with his sexy, flabby ass and hair plugs where can you go wrong? **throbs again**

omg111

WHAT ABOUT THE STOMACH FLAB? WHAT ABOUT THE STOMACH FLAB?

 

[Souly]

I dream aboot covering Bono in Timbits and removing them with my teeth. ONE. BY. ONE.

OH MY GOD. why is that so sexxiii???? My brain has explooooded into little bits of icing suga. Ohhhh Ohhhh!!!

 

[MattFromNYC]

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ok.... does the fish come too?

 

[Tiger Edge]

WHAT ABOUT THE STOMACH FLAB? WHAT ABOUT THE STOMACH FLAB?

omgggggggggggggggggggg lovely lovely lovely love handles!!!!

 

[U2Girl1978]

WHAT ABOUT THE STOMACH FLAB? WHAT ABOUT THE STOMACH FLAB?

The stomach flab is puuuurrrrrfect. HAHAHAHA!

 

[Tiger Edge]

ok.... does the fish come too?

I'm thinking about it....

 

[U2Girl1978]

OH MY GOD. why is that so sexxiii???? My brain has explooooded into little bits of icing suga. Ohhhh Ohhhh!!!

!