Obviously this isn't autobiographical....unfortunately....
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THE SUN IS UP
BONO: *wakes up* Hey, Ali!
ALI: What?
BONO: Let's have a kid!
ALI:.....aNOTHER one?
BONO: Yes! It won't be hard!
ALI: Well, if it's not gonna be hard...I'm going back to sleep.
BONO: No, I mean it won't be difficult.
ALI: Geez, I KNOW. With you, it's NEVER difficult.
BONO: Come on come on come on Let's have another kid!!!!!
ALI: At least let me get some coffee...
************later**************
BONO: *inhale*...*exhale*...*inhale*...
*exhale*...
ALI: Good, baby! You're doing an excellent job!
BONO: I don't know...I feel kinda dizzy...
where's my oxygen tank?
ALI: Now, baby! I'm teaching you how to breathe so that you don't need
that klunky old thing.
BONO: It's true....without Ali I wouldn't be able to breathe.
BONOLOVERS: aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!!!! That's so flippin' ADORABLE!!
BONO: No, no! It was supposed to be FUNNY. Like....I'm so dependant on her that--
BONOLOVERS: aaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!!!!
BONO: -- and....aw, feck it all to heck.
ALI: Now, baby, behave!
Bono: Yes, dear. *sigh* Can I have some cookies?
ALI: They're in the kitchen -- you know where they are!
BONO:But - but -- *groan* But they taste so much better when YOU find them FOR me!!! *sulk* *whine*
ALI: Don't whine!! Whining only makes you crabby. Then you'll have to take a nap. Are you gonna be grumpy all day? Do I have to send you to bed?
BONO: *raises eyebrow* oo. Come with?
ALI: Here are your cookies.
BONO: By the way....I would've come with you to the kitchen. There's....quite a lot of room on the counter....for....
ALI: Eat yer cookies!
BONO: *munch munch munch*
ALI: Wait...from here I only count 187 children. We should have 188. I'll be right back.
she leaves
BONO: Ali!!!
ALI: returnsYes?
BONO: Em....could you help me with me little cotton socks?
ALI: *sigh* aGAIN?
BONO: And tie me shoes, too?
ALI: How do you ask?
BONO: *sigh* Plllleeeaaasssseee?
ALI: ....aannd?
BONO: *sigh* pretty please with Bono on top?
ALI: wait --do that again.
BONO: What? Prett--
ALI: No, the sighing.
BONO: *sigh*
ALI: Again.
BONO: *SUGGESTIVE NOISES*....hey...that was a good one. you wanna have another kid?
ALI: We already DID today.
BONO: We did?
ALI: Yes! He's right over there, in the corral with the other 253 children.
BONO: Oh.
ALI: I think the doctor said you're supposed to wait a little bit before you....you know.
BONO: Oh. Man.
ALI: Yeah. Well....lemmee go wake up the other guys. Since we all live in one big house.
BONO: Big house? Oo lots of room behind that piano, eh? What say you an' me--
ALI: *throws a lemon at him*
**********later**********************
ALI: *drives Bono to work* *looks down at Bono* Bono.....
BONO: Feck. Am I elevated again? Well, while we're at it, howzabout you an' me--
ALI: No, no -- lookit your SHOE. What happened? That's NOT how you tie a shoe. Didn't you learn ANYthing in kindergarten? Here, let me show you. . .
BONO: See? That's why I wanted the VELCRO ones!! *sulk*
ALI: Now, DEAR. We can't just do things just because you want to!!
BONO: *mumbles* Obviously not.
ALI: What was that?
BONO: *sigh* All I?m saying is HERE I am constantly elevated, and.....MY there?s a lot of room in the backseat....
ALI: *leaves Bono on the side of the road with his lunch box in hand*
BONO *sigh* NOW how am I gonna get to work?
EDGE: *drives by on his Pee Wee Herman bike with streamers* Hi, Bono!
BONO: Wait! Edge!
But it?s TOO late....Bono needs to get to work!!!!! But HOW? And what makes Mona think that Bono has a real job to get to?
CHOOSE YER OWN BONO ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Add on to this NOW! It?s a PLEBA Play writing free for all!!!!!! Woo!!!!!!!!
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.
A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~
The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~
7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
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THE SUN IS UP
BONO: *wakes up* Hey, Ali!
ALI: What?
BONO: Let's have a kid!
ALI:.....aNOTHER one?
BONO: Yes! It won't be hard!
ALI: Well, if it's not gonna be hard...I'm going back to sleep.
BONO: No, I mean it won't be difficult.
ALI: Geez, I KNOW. With you, it's NEVER difficult.
BONO: Come on come on come on Let's have another kid!!!!!
ALI: At least let me get some coffee...
************later**************
BONO: *inhale*...*exhale*...*inhale*...
*exhale*...
ALI: Good, baby! You're doing an excellent job!
BONO: I don't know...I feel kinda dizzy...
where's my oxygen tank?
ALI: Now, baby! I'm teaching you how to breathe so that you don't need
that klunky old thing.
BONO: It's true....without Ali I wouldn't be able to breathe.
BONOLOVERS: aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!!!! That's so flippin' ADORABLE!!
BONO: No, no! It was supposed to be FUNNY. Like....I'm so dependant on her that--
BONOLOVERS: aaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!!!!
BONO: -- and....aw, feck it all to heck.
ALI: Now, baby, behave!
Bono: Yes, dear. *sigh* Can I have some cookies?
ALI: They're in the kitchen -- you know where they are!
BONO:But - but -- *groan* But they taste so much better when YOU find them FOR me!!! *sulk* *whine*
ALI: Don't whine!! Whining only makes you crabby. Then you'll have to take a nap. Are you gonna be grumpy all day? Do I have to send you to bed?
BONO: *raises eyebrow* oo. Come with?
ALI: Here are your cookies.
BONO: By the way....I would've come with you to the kitchen. There's....quite a lot of room on the counter....for....
ALI: Eat yer cookies!
BONO: *munch munch munch*
ALI: Wait...from here I only count 187 children. We should have 188. I'll be right back.
she leaves
BONO: Ali!!!
ALI: returnsYes?
BONO: Em....could you help me with me little cotton socks?
ALI: *sigh* aGAIN?
BONO: And tie me shoes, too?
ALI: How do you ask?
BONO: *sigh* Plllleeeaaasssseee?
ALI: ....aannd?
BONO: *sigh* pretty please with Bono on top?
ALI: wait --do that again.
BONO: What? Prett--
ALI: No, the sighing.
BONO: *sigh*
ALI: Again.
BONO: *SUGGESTIVE NOISES*....hey...that was a good one. you wanna have another kid?
ALI: We already DID today.
BONO: We did?
ALI: Yes! He's right over there, in the corral with the other 253 children.
BONO: Oh.
ALI: I think the doctor said you're supposed to wait a little bit before you....you know.
BONO: Oh. Man.
ALI: Yeah. Well....lemmee go wake up the other guys. Since we all live in one big house.
BONO: Big house? Oo lots of room behind that piano, eh? What say you an' me--
ALI: *throws a lemon at him*
**********later**********************
ALI: *drives Bono to work* *looks down at Bono* Bono.....
BONO: Feck. Am I elevated again? Well, while we're at it, howzabout you an' me--
ALI: No, no -- lookit your SHOE. What happened? That's NOT how you tie a shoe. Didn't you learn ANYthing in kindergarten? Here, let me show you. . .
BONO: See? That's why I wanted the VELCRO ones!! *sulk*
ALI: Now, DEAR. We can't just do things just because you want to!!
BONO: *mumbles* Obviously not.
ALI: What was that?
BONO: *sigh* All I?m saying is HERE I am constantly elevated, and.....MY there?s a lot of room in the backseat....
ALI: *leaves Bono on the side of the road with his lunch box in hand*
BONO *sigh* NOW how am I gonna get to work?
EDGE: *drives by on his Pee Wee Herman bike with streamers* Hi, Bono!
BONO: Wait! Edge!
But it?s TOO late....Bono needs to get to work!!!!! But HOW? And what makes Mona think that Bono has a real job to get to?
CHOOSE YER OWN BONO ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Add on to this NOW! It?s a PLEBA Play writing free for all!!!!!! Woo!!!!!!!!
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.
A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~
The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~
7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
