The ScottPhisto Society!!!

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Veranda:
Hey give this to Mona, she likes Bono in a tie and here are two of them, or one and a fake or what is it??

Don't worry. I'll test them BOTH out and see if they'e real.

BWWWAAHAHAHAAA



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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Man, I'm so feckin' scandalized...

Not that I'm COMPLAINING, of course...

*wink*

<-----is doing a good job, then.

P.S. Yes the chef has to make tamales!!!!!


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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Ana:
Errrmm Now that I think about it: I'd love to be Scottphisto's wardrobe expertee or the Official Hair Stylist too.
Thinking about inspecting crotches kinda seems to be a Mona's job to do LOL

So, Echo?

Okay, Ana, you can be ScottPhisto's Wardrobe Technician.

We'll still need a hair stylist, if Mullen-Girl won't take the job...

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.


[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-19-2001).]

 

[Ana]

Hooray Echo!!!!

You heard her Scottphisto: I have the power to dress and undress you. hehe

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Ana:
Hooray Echo!!!!

You heard her Scottphisto: I have the power to dress and undress you. hehe

WHOOOO HOOOO!!!!

Personally, if I have to choose, I vote UNdress.

But that's just me.


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Scottphisto]

Hey, I ran this idea past Echo, and she thought it was a good one.
So...

I was wondering if anyone would be interested in me occasionally posting some more writing about Scottphisto, affectionately called "The Further Adventures Of Scottphisto" on this thread. I have all kinds of ideas floating around in my head (along with all the rest of the goop and scandalous thoughts...*wink*).

So, is that something that you ladies would enjoy reading? Or should I just go ahead and save my thoughts for the Macphisto Society?

Feedback, please!!

^_^


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[blueeyes]

YAY!!!!!!!
Do it!!!!And put me in there will ya?
-Bluey

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*MG comes out of the kitchen wearing a highly fashionable Harley Davidson apron and a chef's hat holding 2 trays*

MG:Ok, here we go. Dinner. Let's see we have, Bono's hot Tamales as the main course.

Mona:HOO-AH!

MG: And Larry's button cookies for dessert. Now the kewl thing is that they pop into your mouth by themselves Heh.

Scottphisto: Hmm looks good.

MG: Yeah Ana was helping me make them but unfortunately she got covered with the masa, so I decided to put the erm little corn leaves on her and I wanted to throw her into the pot but I think i'll hold back

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[Scottphisto]

*WEEP*

Sadly, I leave tomorrow for California. And while I'm happy as a PLEBA girl in U2's dressing room to be going to my home (I was born in California...I know, you all thought I was created. FOOLED YA!), I am sad, for it will be a week before I am reunited with my loved PLEBA darlings.
*Weep*

Alas, I will not be sufficiently scandalized...
I will not be able to stare at Bono's crotch...(Hmm...THAT part isn't as tragic...)
I will not be able to revel in my Society.

I WILL NOT BE SURROUNDED BY WOMEN WHO ADORE/TOLERATE ME.

Instead, I will be surrounded by women who are dressed in very little, sunning thier ripe firm bodies upon golden sands along blue seas....

*LONG PAUSE*

Heh. I'll be back in a week....



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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[blueeyes]

*Bluey lunges at Scottphisto and tackles him. Mintues later, he is tied to a chair.*
Bluey: Girls! I got him! He can't leave!
Echo: Yeah, but what use is he to us all tied up like that?
Mona: Heh heh heh!
Bluey: Maybe we can use him to keep all my papers from blowing away.
Mona: Speaking of blowing...
Echo: We could use him to prop up my couch! One of the legs broke off.
Mona: Speaking of legs...
Bluey: Ahh, fine. We'll just let him go to California and frolick without us for a while...but first *Bluey takes out a strange looking gun and pierces Scottphisto's ear* There, we tagged him. Now we will know what he's up to!
Scottphisto: OWWWW! How come stuff like this never happens to Macphisto in his society! I am as cool! I demand equal treatment.
*Echo and Bluey proceed to kill themselves laughing as Mona admires Scottphisto's new "lo-jack" earring*
Mona: Bono has an earring!

Have fun Scotty!
-Bluey

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LMAO...Uhhh I guess i'll take

ScottPhisto's Personal Chef

I guess I can make him like some kewl Mexican dishes and like other strange foods

*whips up a batch of chocolate chip cookies*

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[Echo]

Well, Mullen-Girl, a postion *snerk* has just opened up *snerk* for ScottPhisto's Personal Groomer. You can opt for that instead, if you like...*holds up nose-hair clippers*

 

[Ana]

YAY Echo!!! I swear I won't get near those two (or you would kill me

)

*wants to check out Scottphisto's crotch*
*Scottphisto crosses legs*
Ah Feck!

Cristy: I can help you make some mexican dishes. How bout enchiladas? or pozole? or TAQUITOS and TAMALITOS??? lol

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by Echo:
...*holds up nose-hair clippers*

Errrmm Now that I think about it: I'd love to be Scottphisto's wardrobe expertee or the Official Hair Stylist too.
Thinking about inspecting crotches kinda seems to be a Mona's job to do LOL

So, Echo?

 

[Scottphisto]

Man, I'm so feckin' scandalized...

Not that I'm COMPLAINING, of course...

*wink*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[hippy]

The Executive Officer of Candy Distribution (EOCD) wishes that you could stay here in the PLEBA mansion but consoles herself with the fact that she has $.65 in her pocket.


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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Create Light
Create Unity
Create Joy
CREATE PEACE!

 

[Ana]

Oh Scotty Poo!

I hope someone dresses you and undresses you the way I would do it. *sigh* If you just stayed *sigh* But then again anyone has $.65 on their purses?

Have a great vacation, Scott! Miss us!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Awwwwwwww bye Scotty *hugs* I hope you have fun and you don't miss us too much....but as long as you're going on vacation i'll be going on vacation too muahahahhahahaha

*Packs her backs throwing her apron, chef's hat, dishes, tupperware, and stuff in a suitcase*

Mona: Hey what about us are we going to starve to death?

MG: Oh...damn I forgot bout ya'll I guess i'll stay

Mona: Can we have more Bono's hot tamales??

MG:*sigh* Maybe

Mona: HOO-AH!

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Okay, I know I am late checking in and all but since I, too, am facinated by the one and only ScottPhisto I would like to join! Sign me up baby!

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~*Honey*~

The doors you open
I just can't close...

If you dream,
Dream out loud

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by blueeyes:

Echo: Yeah, but what use is he to us all tied up like that?
Mona: Heh heh heh!

Mona: Speaking of blowing...

Mona: Speaking of legs...

*Echo and Bluey proceed to kill themselves laughing as Mona admires Scottphisto's new "lo-jack" earring*

Mona: Bono has an earring!

*blush asaurus rex*


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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Scottphisto]

Well, ladies, here I go. I will miss you all. *goes around hugging the PLEBA girls*
*Gets slapped by a few*
Heh heh heh....
Hey, I'm a Phisto. AND a male. Can't help it.
Anyway, I'll miss you guys. See ya'll when I get back on the 29th!!
In the meantime, gimmie pics! Stories!! Pics of you girls! Pics of other girls! Fly pics! Macphisto pics! Funny pics!

You get the idea.

Laterz!
AND DON'T BREAK THE VENDING MACHINES!!!!

They're very expensive.

*hands out bags o' nickels*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
Okay, I know I am late checking in and all but since I, too, am facinated by the one and only ScottPhisto I would like to join! Sign me up baby!

The following positions *snerk* are still open.

-Vending Machine Maintenance Person
-ScottPhisto's Personal Groomer
-ScottPhisto's Loo Cleaner
-Dog-Walker (a pretty boring unrewarding job, EXCEPT you get to walk, among others, Guggi's dog, whose name is Bono.)



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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[FallDownJulie]

Does ScottPhisto already havev a shampoo girl?

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
Does ScottPhisto already havev a shampoo girl?

He does now.

Congratulations.


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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[WildHonee]

LMAO at Julie and Guggi's dog!!!

Bad Bono!

BAD Bono!

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
LMAO at Julie and Guggi's dog!!!

Bad Bono!

BAD Bono!

I read an article written by a guy who lives just down the street from Guggi, and has had problems with the dog "invading" other people's yards on the street. The article was a review of a U2 concert, but are you ready for the title?

"Bono Crapped In My Garden"



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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

This is it! I've been waiting two hours for this! It's a revolution! Blood runs! Flags wave! Come on everybody, throw down your tools and throw up a barricade! Run into the Winter Palace and stand on the tables waving bits of paper at each other! "Hello, are you the Czar?" "Yes, I am actually." BLAM BLAM! Ha ha! Tough luck, FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

I would like to apply to be ScottPhisto's personal groomer. I have fanstasic taste in shiny clothes and can apply eye makeup to even the fussiest Phisto.

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by Echo:
The following positions *snerk* are still open.

-Vending Machine Maintenance Person
-ScottPhisto's Personal Groomer
-ScottPhisto's Loo Cleaner
-Dog-Walker (a pretty boring unrewarding job, EXCEPT you get to walk, among others, Guggi's dog, whose name is Bono.)

I would like to join, and since "Perpetual Newbie" is already taken, I will take the position of Dog Walker. I would like to walk Bono!!!

 

[FallDownJulie]

LOL!! yay! thanks Echo! Yee~Haw!



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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
No offense, but "Mac" is the only Phisto for me...especially now that I made him more sparkly than ever!

*Bluey, suddenly stricken with guilt and nearly blinded by Macphisto's new shinyness tosses Scottphisto aside and runs back to Macphisto, throwing her arms around him and begging his forgivenss.*
Bluey: My darling! I had forgotten how sparkly you are...you know I can't resist you when you're sparkly. Pleeease forgive me! I will never even look at Scottphisto again!!! I swear!!!...Mackie? Darling? Have I told you how young you look today??? *Bluey bats her eyes and hopes for the best*


[This message has been edited by blueeyes (edited 12-21-2001).]