The Full Monty, at PLEBA Mansion

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Mullen-Girl

Mullen-Girl

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It was the day after the superbowl as the guys from U2 flew back to Dublin, as they arrived at the airport, Paul McG had something to tell them.

PaulMcG: Before we land lads, I have something important to tell you.

Edge: What's that?

PaulMcG: Well I bet almost all our fortune on the St. Louis Rams. If i'm not mistaken we only have $100,000 to our name.

Larry: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?! What do you mean you bet all our fortune on the St. Louis RAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS?!?!?!

Bono: I told you to bet on the Patriots.

PaulMcG: Well I know, but since we have no choice I have decided to call PLEBA mansion for their help. They said that if you did a Full Monty act every night for a week they'd help us get some of the money back.

Adam: Full Monty eh? *grins*

Larry: FOAD! No way in hell i'm stripping for those girls! You know what they'd do to me?

Bono: Oh Larry, like you wearing that mesh shirt last night wasn't skanky enough.

Edge:*sighs* Well I guess if we have no other choice, that's what we'll have to do.

PaulMcG: Alright, I'll get in contact with PLEBA mansion to see when they can receive us.

Bono: I'll have to prepare little Bono for this, he might be shy.

Larry: Oh Lord.

*Meanwhile at the PLEBA Mansion*

Clarity: Oh my God! I still can't stop thinking about Larry in his Mesh shirt last night at the superbowl. He looked sooooooo hot!

MG: Yeah I know! It was like he was drumming practically shirtless. *drools*

*The Phone rings*

Lemonboy: Hello?....Yes this is PLEBA mansion how may I help you?....MG...Yes one moment please..*Turns to MG* It's for you.

MG:*takes the phone* Thanks. Hello?...Well Hello Mr McG how are ya?...Uh huh...you talked to the guys about it....Uh huh...and they agreed, Well i'm surprised...uh huh...As soon as possible eh? Well how about tonight? I know the girls are very excited about this....ok....so 8pm it is. Thank you Mr. McG i'll see you tonight...yes...bye.*hangs up* They agreed to do the full monty show! *screams*

CLarity: You're kidding me!!!!

MG: Nope, he said the guys had no other choice.

Clarity: OH MY GOD!!! I'll have to tell the other girls.

MG: Yes gather the girls for a PLEBA meeting.

*Everybody gathers in the living room to hear the news*

Bluey: What is this about? I was giving myself a nice relaxing bath. *sigh* I just can't rest here anymore can I?

MG: Look when you girls hear what I tell you, you'll all pass out!

Ana: What's that?

Clarity: Well MG just got a call from McG and....the guys decided to do the Full monty show!!!

All:*thud*

MG: Shite, I knew that'd happen. Lemonboy!

Lemonboy: Yes?

MG: Will you get a bucket of water to splash on the girls please?

Lemonboy: Aye Aye cap'n!

*Lemonboy splashes the girls with water as they all wake up slowly*

Disco: You mean to tell me that the guys are going to strip for us???

Clarity: Yep. That's right and they're going to do it for a week!

Mona: A week??? OMD! I might combust after seeing Little Bono so many times!

Ana: Tell me about it.

MG: They'll be here tonight at 8pm to do their show so we better get everything ready!

All: Ok!

*The girls prepare PLEBA mansion for the show while the guys are back at the Factory practicing their moves*

More to come after I get home from class
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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-04-2002).]
 
LMmofoinAO!!!!! Holy fecking shite that's hilarious!!!! *dies laughing*
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me in chat: Holy fecking mesh Batman!

"It's all about drums."

Proud owner of the mofoin Discoboos (boom cha!) and Larry's stick...hehe.

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com
 
LMAO -- Good job, Mullen Girl.
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"Very strange looking object you have at the end of your stick.." - Bono

"Bono looks too intense for me." - Rollercoaster Tycoon park guest

"Don't call me Shirley." - Larry

"I was drunk, high on him, a shrinking, shadowboxing dwarf following in his foosteps...badly...STARSTRUCK.." - Bono, on meeting Frank Sinatra for the first time

"Bono? Bono is going to tie ropes around my neck? Wait a minute.." - Edge, when shooting the 'Numb' video
 
I will give Bono some extra cash for a lap dance.

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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
 
Well,A bootler doesn?t have much of a salary but some of it is going down Bonos Thong!!!

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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
*The girls prepare PLEBA mansion for the show while the guys are back at the Factory practicing their moves*

Bono:*thrusts* BOOM CHA BOOM CHA!

Edge:*bluuuuuuuuuush* Do I really have to wear this thong?

Adam: It's all part of the act.

Larry: FOAD! I can't dance! Plus this thong isn't my colour. *pout*

McG: C'mon boys you have to practice now go put on your outfits from the Discotheque video!

*The guys change into their Discotheque outfits: Bono as the policeman, Edge as the biker, Larry as the cowboy and Adam as the sailor*

McG: Ok now you're going to move forward and pull your belts off and swing them around ok?

All: Ok!

*The guys walk out front dancing, except for Larry who won't move at all and pull off their belts when...*

Edge:*whack* OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!! BONO YOU HIT MY EYE WITH YOUR BELT!

Bono: Oh sorry man, I didn't mean to do that.

Edge: I think i'm blind now *pout*

Larry: I think i'm blind from seeing all you dressed like fookin gay strippers! *snarl*

Adam: I quite like the idea of stripping for the girls.

Bono: Me too! *thrusts*

McG: Oh boy, looks like we're going to have to practice all afternoon *sigh*

*The guys continue pracicing while the girls at PLEBA mansion wait anxiously for the guys to arrive later on*

Clarity: I've got dibs on Larry!

MG: Hey I want Larry too!

Clarity: Ok we can share i guess..

MG: Yay!!!

AM: Well i've got Adam, I bet he shakes his bum the best. *grin*

JessicaAnn:I will give Bono some extra cash for a lap dance.

Ana:And I'll give myself to him!

Lemonboy:Well, A bootler doesn?t have much of a salary but some of it is going down Bonos Thong!!!

All:*gasp*

Lemonboy: What??? I'm not gay or anything I would just like to see the reaction on his face ya know.

Disco: Suuuuuuuuuuure, whatever!

Mona: If I get Bono near me he's going to be defiled!

Bluey: I wish Macphisto would do a full monty dance for me. *sigh*

MG: Ok ok girls and boy *wink* enough of drooling, we have to finish preparing the theatre.

All: Ok

More to come when I get home now lol
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b0280.gif


THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-04-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Clarity: I've got dibs on Larry!

MG: Hey I want Larry too!

Clarity: Ok we can share i guess..

MG: Yay!!!
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Now that's what I'm talking about!!! hehehe



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me in chat: Holy fecking mesh Batman!

"It's all about drums."

Proud owner of the mofoin Discoboos (boom cha!) and Larry's stick...hehe.

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com
 
I don't know if things are okay, I hope they will be. I don't want to say what it is right now in a public forum, I don't know why.

Thanks so much Ana and all of you.

-Bluey
 
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!

Ah Jaysus...*sighs* I'd do anything to see a show like that *grins mischeviously* Bono wearing those leather boots, and tight black pants...and...and... *starts drooling uncontrollably*


Hurry up Cristy girl!!!!!1 I need to know how this story ends!!!

PS: Can i keep Bono's thong?
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Flavia
 
*Hugs Bluey*

We are all here if you need someone to talk to!!!


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***Spinny***
Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????
 
Originally posted by spinninghead77:
*Hugs Bluey*

We are all here if you need someone to talk to!!!
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Yeah Spinny is right THIS is the place to talk about it if anywhere cause there is always non-judgemental ears here or just a shoulder to cry on.....

*Hugs*

Seems there is a lot of bad things happening to Plebans right now,maybe it?s just the time of year!!


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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:
I don't know if things are okay, I hope they will be. I don't want to say what it is right now in a public forum, I don't know why.

Thanks so much Ana and all of you.

-Bluey
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aaawwww...Come on Bluey! Cheer up sweetie! I know everything will be alright!
And you know that you can count on us!
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Here's a lil pressie to cheer you up.

http://fs8.dotphoto.com/MemberImages/226758/iF4B2C29F-F3DC-4EF5-8DC2-FE9498FDCC8D.jpg[IMG]

MacPhisto: Bluey, my daaaaaaaarling! Come here and give your man a big hug!!!! [img]http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/biggrin.gif

Flavia
 
Originally posted by Niamh_Saoirse:

aaawwww...Come on Bluey! Cheer up sweetie! I know everything will be alright!
And you know that you can count on us!
smile.gif


Here's a lil pressie to cheer you up.

iF4B2C29F-F3DC-4EF5-8DC2-FE9498FDCC8D.jpg


MacPhisto: Bluey, my daaaaaaaarling! Come here and give your man a big hug!!!!
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Flavia
Click to expand...
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
JessicaAnn:I will give Bono some extra cash for a lap dance.
Click to expand...

Shake that groove thang Bono!

*defiles Bono*


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

[This message has been edited by JessicaAnn (edited 02-04-2002).]
 
It's about 7pm when the guys from U2 arrive at PLEBA mansion, most of the girls have been sitting in the theatre since 4 or 5pm anxious for them to arrive.

Mona: BONOOOOOOOO Hurry uppppp!!!!

Echo: Mona you've been waiting here for 3 hours.

Mona: 3 hours??? damn my watch must have stopped I thought i was just waiting for 10 mins.

Spinny: The guys are here!! *jumps*

Ana: Yaaaaaaaaay I can't wait to see their act!

*Lemonboy greets U2 and shows them to the door of the theatre from the outside, in case any of the girls defile them just by thinking about them in Thongs.*

Bono:*skipping* Yay! I'm going to do a Full monty for my PLEBA girls!

Larry: Oh shut up before I shove my thong in your throat!

Adam: oooh kinky *grin*

Edge: Ok guys lets get ready we only have a little bit of time before we have to go on.

*Time passes and the time is 8pm. All the PLEBA girls find themselves in the theatre waiting impatiently for the guys to come out*

MG:*goes up to the mic* Is this thing on? Whoa..*clears throat* Well girls it's the time you've all been waiting for! FULL MONTY U2 STYLE!

All:*cheer* *Cat calls* *whistle*

*The lights go down and Discotheque starts to play. The curtain rises slowly and we see 3 shadows.*

Bono: Larry! Larry! Get your arse over here before I drop kick your arse!

Larry: Hell no! I'm not going out in this!

Adam: We have no choice. Plus you look hot in it *drool* *clears throat* eh I mean you look fine.

Larry: Ok fine *walks out*

Clarity: YEEEEEEEEAH BABY!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!

Larry:*whispers* FOAD

*The guys go up to the lights and the PLEBA girls rush the stage and start handing out bills*

Clarity:*signals to Larry* Come here baby if you want your money! *grins*

Larry: Oh Lord. *walks over to Clarity and flexes his muscles*

Clarity: Oh my! *passes out*

Larry: Heh. One down more to go.

Disco: YEEEEEAH BABY SHAKE IT BONO!

Bono:*is surrounded by all the girls while he thrusts* UH yeah! Shove your money in my thong babies!

Edge:*is standing there blushing to death* I must not combust...I must not combust!

Echo: C'mere Edgie Wedgie!

Edge: Oh my. *walks over and smiles innocently*

Echo:*slaps Edge's bum* Shake that thang!

Edge:*starts to shake a bit* Eh like this?

Adam:*is doing a whole strip act in front of AM*

AM: Oh my, I've never seen it so close up, it's huge! FREE WILLIE!

MG:*signals to Larry and winks*

Larry:*walks over flexing his muscles and smiling*

MG: Oh my God! *sighs and jumps on stage attacking Larry*

Clarity: HEEEEEY Leave some for me!!!!!

*The girls rush the stage and jump on the members of U2 and rip their thongs off*

MG: WOOOO I've got Larry's thong!

Niamh: I've got BONO'S!!!!!

Echo: I would take Edge's off but he might combust.

AM: Adam took his off years ago!

*The guys run off the stage and on to their bus. While the girls pass out randomly from seeing their fave guy as God brought them to this world*

Larry:*runs out of the door naked* HELP MEEEE!!!

Gardai:*driving by* Eh, i've got a streaker in my presence, it seems to be Larry Mullen Jr. He's running around like a chicken with his head chopped off.....yeah PLEBA mansion....oh that explains it.

Bluey: Oh did I miss anything? Macphisto came in by surprise and gave me my own Full Monty show *wink*

MG: That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen in my life. Well except for Larry's bod! *drool*

Clarity: Well at least we gave them their money back, well most of it.

Disco: Don't worry girls they've got to come back tomorrow

All: *giggle*

The End

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b0280.gif


THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl
 
So can we have 6 more days of this story?
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Fecking hilarious!!! I had to laugh quietly to myself so I don't get in more trouble for being on here at work!!! rofl!! *chants* more more more!

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me in chat: Holy fecking mesh Batman!

"It's all about drums."

Proud owner of the mofoin Discoboos (boom cha!) and Larry's stick...hehe.

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com
 
I loved it!!

What kind of thong would the boys wear???

Edge-Bedazzled
Larry-Mesh????
Bono-Leather
Adam-He would proboablly do without!!!

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***Spinny***
Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????
 
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