ROTFLMAO!!! My 70 year old mother's reaction to my pornographic Gina story!!! - U2 Feedback

Go Back   U2 Feedback > Your Blue Room > PLEBA > PLEBA Archive
Click Here to Login
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 10-31-2001, 12:49 PM   #1
Bono's Belly Dancing Friend
 
Mrs. Edge's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Torontonian in Maryland
Posts: 2,913
Local Time: 11:19 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! My 70 year old mother's reaction to my pornographic Gina story!!!

Don't worry gals, I enlightened my mother on the world of bedazzled pants and man cleavage....

Quote by Mrs. Edge's mom:

That was a GREAT story! I don't care about the sex parts! (which are very ladylike, in fact), but just can't wait to see what happens next!

You really are a talented writer. Is there really a restaurant called The Happy Clam? I love it!

Other fav bits are:
lily pad green eyes
his happy crinkles
unwrap this gorgeous package
The one mistake you make is hilarious, i.e. bedazzled pants. A person is bedazzled by the pants, but pants don't get bedazzled! They only get sparkly. The 'be' prefix makes the verb intransitive,(as in 'bemused').
Also, I think 'died and went to heaven' is overused. Try something new for that.

What is 'man cleavage'? Really, you SHOULD charge for these stories and start heavy advertising for Unicorn Tales. I would imagine, though, that it would be much harder
to write for complete strangers, whose interests you don't share in the slightest, e.g. meeting Tiger Woods!!


__________________

Mrs. Edge is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 12:53 PM   #2
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
WildHoneyAlways's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In a glass case of emotion
Posts: 8,158
Local Time: 10:19 PM
Only a mother would point out how to use the word "bedazzle" correctly! That is TOO funny! Is she an english teacher?!
~honey
__________________

WildHoneyAlways is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 12:56 PM   #3
Refugee
 
Jody's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: uk
Posts: 1,133
Local Time: 03:19 AM
lol @ "what is man cleavage". You've got some more educating to do yet Mrs Edge.
Jody is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 12:59 PM   #4
Rock n' Roll Doggie
 
Discoteque's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Hotter 'n' hell Texas: Dallas
Posts: 3,568
Local Time: 10:19 PM
AWWWWW....Mrs. Edge's mommy loves her stories too!!! I'm SURE she's very proud that her daughter writes smu--er, ROMANCE stories for us Pleba gals!

If MY MOM saw that story Jess...WHOO-EE...not only would she have a coronary, but she'd forbid me to visit Pleba ever again!! (if she could...but she can't, so neener neener)

VERY funny about the "bedazzled" part....your mom must be a teacher??

Disco
Discoteque is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 01:11 PM   #5
Bono's Belly Dancing Friend
 
Mrs. Edge's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Torontonian in Maryland
Posts: 2,913
Local Time: 11:19 PM
She's not an English teacher, but she should have been! She is a total Anglophile, and is constantly correcting people's grammar and spelling. Now I do it! LOL!

Although she can't stand the music (except for maybe One and WOWY), she makes an effort to watch all my U2 specials so she can keep abreast of what's going on.

She's read quite a few of these stories and kills herself laughing at them. This was the first rated R one though. I'm going to have to show her madonna's child's story next!
Mrs. Edge is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 04:34 PM   #6
Rock n' Roll Doggie
 
Giant Lemon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: out in the slipstream
Posts: 3,265
Local Time: 03:19 AM
LOL! It's great that your mom enjoys the PLEBA stories, Jess! I think I'd be too afraid to show them to my mom! The bedazzled thing is really cute- did you have to explain to her what a Bedazzler is?
Giant Lemon is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 04:40 PM   #7
Mr. MacPhisto's Loo Cleaner
 
WildHonee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: THE SOUL
Posts: 6,870
Local Time: 10:19 PM
Oh, man.

Watch me get a phone call from Mrs. Edge's mommy demanding to know what 'man cleavage' is.

Lol!

------------------
~*Mona*~ the Shamrock n rolla!

"Most of our organization is run by women. We sort of work for them, really!" ~BonoBaby~

We live forwards. We understand backwards.

TURN EACH SONG INTO A PRAYER
WildHonee is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 09:32 PM   #8
Rock n' Roll Doggie
VIP PASS
 
madonna's child's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 5,567
Local Time: 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Edge:
She's read quite a few of these stories and kills herself laughing at them. This was the first rated R one though. I'm going to have to show her madonna's child's story next!
lol. i don't know if mommy will approve!


------------------
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Remember, kids, when asking for candy you should consider replacing "treat" with another delicious word, the birthday boy's name...

TRICK OR LARRY!!!


Love,
Emily

The city's desire to take me for more and more...
madonna's child is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 10:22 PM   #9
Blue Crack Supplier
 
martha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Orange County and all over the goddamn place
Posts: 42,553
Local Time: 07:19 PM
You have a great mom, Mrs. Edge! Any mom who thinks that oral sex in a parking garage is ladylike gets my vote for Mom of the Year!

------------------
...a highway with no one on it, a treasure just to look upon it...

"She's hyperventilating." --my podiatrist (about me) 10-24-01
martha is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 10:24 PM   #10
Ana
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Band-aid
 
Ana's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Another Time, Another Place, in The Electric Co. ; behind the Shadows and Tall Trees
Posts: 4,229
Local Time: 08:19 PM
LOL at your mom, Jess!
She really has some catching up to do with the Man Cleavage phrase!



------------------
*~"Bono's Pupeteer"~*
Ana is offline  
Old 10-31-2001, 11:02 PM   #11
Refugee
 
senrab's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,765
Local Time: 11:19 PM
Hahahahahahahaahaha, too funny. My mother is almost 62 and a devout Catholic - she would have a heart attack if she read this latest story! LOLOL

Quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Edge:
Don't worry gals, I enlightened my mother on the world of bedazzled pants and man cleavage....

Quote by Mrs. Edge's mom:

That was a GREAT story! I don't care about the sex parts! (which are very ladylike, in fact), but just can't wait to see what happens next!

You really are a talented writer. Is there really a restaurant called The Happy Clam? I love it!

Other fav bits are:
lily pad green eyes
his happy crinkles
unwrap this gorgeous package
The one mistake you make is hilarious, i.e. bedazzled pants. A person is bedazzled by the pants, but pants don't get bedazzled! They only get sparkly. The 'be' prefix makes the verb intransitive,(as in 'bemused').
Also, I think 'died and went to heaven' is overused. Try something new for that.

What is 'man cleavage'? Really, you SHOULD charge for these stories and start heavy advertising for Unicorn Tales. I would imagine, though, that it would be much harder
to write for complete strangers, whose interests you don't share in the slightest, e.g. meeting Tiger Woods!!

__________________

senrab is offline  
 

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:19 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Design, images and all things inclusive copyright © Interference.com
×