Prediction for Mr. Adam Clayton
Week of...um...2nd February, 2003
By Miss Claradot
This particular psycho...I mean psychic doesn't buy into the idea that the day on which one is born determines his or her personality and fate from that day on. So you won't be hearing any astrological mumbo-jumbo from Miss Claradot. No siree. Aquarius is a pattern in the sky, formed by several large burning balls of gas, shedding their light from various distances away from the Earth. Nothing more, nothing less.
Instead, I will be relying on divine intuition. ::meditates::
I predict very good things for Mr. Clayton this year. Claytons are known for their large instruments and curiously poofy hair. They often must closely crop said hair for fear of twitterpated birds finding it an ideal nesting spot in the springtime. Like Bonos, Claytons are also masters of disguise. They are often seen as the wild and crazy ones...getting busted for drug possession, running off on crazy drunken escapades with London-based hookers, and transvestite tendancies. However, further examination would reveal that Claytons are actually the sweet ones of the lot, often spending several minutes at a time chitchatting with fans, signing autographs, and laughing hysterically at their jokes. In fact, Mr. Clayton finds life in general rather amusing.
So in short, Mr. Clayton is in for a rather amusing year.
Dot.