Discoteque
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Get this, you guys...
Tonight at a friend's birthday party (where we drove around in a limo for 4-5 hours, quaffing champange and looking at Christmas lights -- I could get used to that in a BIG way), this friend handed out little Christmas presents to us as well. She knows I like cosmetics, so I got a set of chocolate "makeup" (lipstick, mirror, nailpolish, etc.), but here's the *weird* part. She knows little or nothing about my U2 on-line life, and certainly doesn't know what nickname(s) I use, etc.
So what else did she get me?
A set of little colored DISCO BALLS!!!!!
LOL!!!!
when I opened it, I let out this WHOOP! and started laughing so hard, wishing Pleba could have been there to see, it was so perfect!
They go from the regular silver disco ball to blue, purple, red, orange, yellow and green...oooh....ahhh....
So of course, I then had to tell her the story of my "secret identity", so the cat's outta the bag!
While in the limo, at one point we made a 'pit stop', and I noticed the quickie mart we stopped at had a big sign in the window: TAMALES: 5 FOR $3.00 !!!!
I was about *this close* to taking a picture of it, but would have had a heckuva time essplaining that one to my friends:
DISCO: OMG!! TAMALES!!!! I HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT!!!
FRIENDS: ?????
DISCO: Oh. Um...there's this girl Mona on Pleba who--
FRIEND: Pleba? What's a Pleba?
DISCO: It's the U2 forum I'm on and--
FRIEND: FORUM? You mean, *snicker* like in Playboy?
DISCO: No no, it's-- *smolder*
FRIEND: Is it a chat room? I heard those can get pretty raunchy...
FRIEND: Yeah, I hear sick men cruise for young girls in those--
DISCO: No, NO! It's not a chat room...um, well, not exactly, it's more like--
FRIENDS: what do tamales have to do with this chat room??
DISCO: Well, there's this girl Mona and--
FRIEND: Does she have a nickname too,like Disco?
DISCO: Um, no, she's just Mona, but she IS MacPhisto's loo cleaner, and she's really--
FRIEND: MacPhisto? What's that? Is that a company? Is she their cleaning lady?
FRIEND: Oh I love tamales, they're soooo good!
FRIEND: Me too, there's this place in Richarsdon that makes the BEST ones--
DISCO: No no, wait, WAIT! *FUME* See, Mona made this joke once about U2 being wrapped in foil--
FRIEND: What? U2 in foil? What kind of chat room is this??
DISCO: No, you're not listening...it's NOT a chat room....see, U2 was wrapped in foil like TAMALES, and Mona--
FRIEND: What songs does U2 sing again? And that guy Bone-oh, isn't he like, gay or something? I saw him on Jay Leno and he looks really old, and....
DISCO: Sigh....nevermind.... *feeling rather Charlie Brown-ish*
Hmmm...I think I'll hang those BALLS above my PC monitor, hee hee...
*+* Disco *+*
[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-16-2001).]
Tonight at a friend's birthday party (where we drove around in a limo for 4-5 hours, quaffing champange and looking at Christmas lights -- I could get used to that in a BIG way), this friend handed out little Christmas presents to us as well. She knows I like cosmetics, so I got a set of chocolate "makeup" (lipstick, mirror, nailpolish, etc.), but here's the *weird* part. She knows little or nothing about my U2 on-line life, and certainly doesn't know what nickname(s) I use, etc.
So what else did she get me?
A set of little colored DISCO BALLS!!!!!
when I opened it, I let out this WHOOP! and started laughing so hard, wishing Pleba could have been there to see, it was so perfect!
So of course, I then had to tell her the story of my "secret identity", so the cat's outta the bag!
While in the limo, at one point we made a 'pit stop', and I noticed the quickie mart we stopped at had a big sign in the window: TAMALES: 5 FOR $3.00 !!!!
DISCO: OMG!! TAMALES!!!! I HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT!!!
FRIENDS: ?????
DISCO: Oh. Um...there's this girl Mona on Pleba who--
FRIEND: Pleba? What's a Pleba?
DISCO: It's the U2 forum I'm on and--
FRIEND: FORUM? You mean, *snicker* like in Playboy?
DISCO: No no, it's-- *smolder*
FRIEND: Is it a chat room? I heard those can get pretty raunchy...
FRIEND: Yeah, I hear sick men cruise for young girls in those--
DISCO: No, NO! It's not a chat room...um, well, not exactly, it's more like--
FRIENDS: what do tamales have to do with this chat room??
DISCO: Well, there's this girl Mona and--
FRIEND: Does she have a nickname too,like Disco?
DISCO: Um, no, she's just Mona, but she IS MacPhisto's loo cleaner, and she's really--
FRIEND: MacPhisto? What's that? Is that a company? Is she their cleaning lady?
FRIEND: Oh I love tamales, they're soooo good!
FRIEND: Me too, there's this place in Richarsdon that makes the BEST ones--
DISCO: No no, wait, WAIT! *FUME* See, Mona made this joke once about U2 being wrapped in foil--
FRIEND: What? U2 in foil? What kind of chat room is this??
DISCO: No, you're not listening...it's NOT a chat room....see, U2 was wrapped in foil like TAMALES, and Mona--
FRIEND: What songs does U2 sing again? And that guy Bone-oh, isn't he like, gay or something? I saw him on Jay Leno and he looks really old, and....
DISCO: Sigh....nevermind.... *feeling rather Charlie Brown-ish*
Hmmm...I think I'll hang those BALLS above my PC monitor, hee hee...
*+* Disco *+*
[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-16-2001).]