Bastardize yer U2 songs here!

[oliveu2cm]

Sparky's Sweetest Thing, sung to "Sweetest Thing"

My love he likes to play the bass
oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
But when he's onstage he stares at my face
oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
I know that he has the biggest instrument
And has no problem smiling about it
He knows that I like a frisky kind of love
oh oh oh the sweetest thing

He's watching me
Hey hey hey, I'm watching you
My baby's got the sweetest thing

I wanted to tease but he had me begging
oh oh oh the sweetest thing
eternal fire as we started necking
oh oh, the sweetest thing
I know he's got dark eyes
but they shoot out sparks for me
Ours is an eager kind of love
oh oh oh the sweetest thing.

He's watching me
Hey hey hey, I'm watching you
My baby's got the sweetest thing
Oh oh oh, the biggest thing.
Oh oh yeah.

Brown eyed boy meets a brown eyed girl
oh oh oh the sweetest thing
He's in love doesn't know what to do
oh oh oh the sweetest thing
But he sure knows how to play that bass
And I watch his hands move
You know where they are going next
Oh oh oh the sweetest thing.
Oh oh oh the biggest thing.
Oh oh oh the sweetest thing.

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We move through miracle days

My fanatical U2 webpage: Take Me Higher

 

[SweetOnU2]

That is cute oliveu2cm!

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~*Dream Out loud*~

(??.?(?*?.? ?.?*?)?.??)
?.???. *Monica* .???.?
(?.??(?.??* *??.?)??.)

 

[Mrs. Edge]

*wiping the tears from her eyes* These songs are so funny! I haven't laughed so hard in a LOOONG time!

I couldn't live with myself on this forum if I didn't at least make an attempt at one. But remember, this is not my medium! I kind of suck at this, so you won't have to put up with it for long.

Well, OK, here goes! (to Streets)

He makes me moan, He makes me cry
I want to tear off his pants by pulling his fly
I wanna reach out and touch his behind

When the Edge blows my mind

I wanna feel his lips on my face
I wish that Morleigh?d disappear without a trace
Want him to discover that his love is blind

When the Edge blows my mind

When the Edge blows my mind
When the Edge blows my mind

Still writhing and screaming out loud, screaming out loud
Oh, how I love him, love him I do...
Thank God for U2

Reg is the one?and my love turns to lust
And from the heart on the 3rd leg his side is a must
I?ll show him the place on my G spot to find

When the Edge blows my mind
---
The Edge
And his head is stripped bare
Of all it?s hair
What do I care

The Edge
Though tours may come and tours may go
My loves goes on

And on

And on



[This message has been edited by Mrs. Edge (edited 08-27-2001).]

 

[U2Jewels]

Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
In My Bedroom sung to In God's Country.


Yeah


Larry's eyes
I'm gazing into Larry's eyes
The drool runs but will never run dry
I need his *bleep* tonight


Larry's nose
I want to suck on Larry's nose
Tie him up in ribbons and in bows
Like a slave boy he runs to me


Larry comes wet and naked
In My Bedroom
Buns hard, pecks a pulsing
In My Bedroom

Yeahhhhhhhhhe ehhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh ehhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh ehhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh ahhhhhh


Lick me all night
We'll make sweet love right through the night
Everyday I'll make you pie
You'll never leave me high and dry

He running to me
And he comes to caress me
Lick, suck me tantalize me
The greatest gift is his bulge


Larry comes wet and naked
In My Bedroom
Buns hard, pecks a pulsing
In My Bedroom


Naked Larry
I stand with a naked Larry
He stands with a naked me
Burned by the fire of Christine
Burned by the fire of Christine


Ok I need a cold shower now.

LMAO!! Sici- you combined my 2 favorite things: Larry and "In God's Country" Both were great by themselves, but I think you made a powerhouse combination!!!!

These are all great songs ladies!! You never cease to amaze me with what you come up with next!! ;D




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"I invented cool, and YOU"RE on a boat with me."- Larry

"On security, the bodyguard of the band; the man who gave us our first job, and keeps us in our first job. On the drums- LARRY...MULLEN..JR!!!!"
-Bono introducing Larry, Boston, June 6, 2001

 

[SicilianGoddess]

Wow, I'm so excited that you guys like my song! I personally thought it kinda sucked! LOL!

In God's Country is one of my favorite U2 songs of all time, and Larry is just, well, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Larry.

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Mean Old Men Took Away My Car

My Website

 

[SicilianGoddess]

Originally posted by Mrs. Edge:


He makes me moan, He makes me cry
I want to tear off his pants by pulling his fly
I wanna reach out and touch his behind

When the Edge blows my mind

LMAO!!!!

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Mean Old Men Took Away My Car

My Website

 

[Gina Marie]

These are all GREAT. Jess, I LOVED your Edge song-it was quite, em, thought provoking! Here's my lame attempt, that oldie but goodie,

"Seconds"

It'd take just seconds and I would cry
I would cry
Oh, oh, oh

Some Larry and Edge lovin' and I would die
I would die
Oh, oh, oh

I would die
We'd be moaning tonight

In my apartment on the floor
I'd be begging for some more
Larry or Edge
Edge or Larry
Oh which one should I marry

Oh, oh I just want it all
Oh, oh I just want it all

Hands all over Larry's chest
Fingering Edge's guitar string

They're just my men
They're just my men
Doing their thing

...I want to be a Larry/Edge lover, I want to be a Larry/Edge lover
...oh the things I could discover, oh the things I could discover

 

[Discoteque]

WOO HOO Jess!!! You go, girl, that was awesome!! ("I wish Morleigh'd disappear without a trace" - LMAO!!)

and the October reference...awwwww...that's so sweet!!! loveitloveitlove!!!

Man, my list of "all things U2 by Pleba girls" is getting REEAAAAALLLY LOOOOONG!!! Y'all should SEE the 3-inch 3-ring binder I have of fun stuff I've printed out (yes, I am THAT weird!!)

My gosh, WHAT would the guys think if they saw all this stuff??? I can't believe they've never mentioned Pleba at any of their shows...I think they should! *hmmm...mind starts turning, idea start brewing for a concert poster..."

Disco...who should be working after 3 days sick last week, but just can't!

Originally posted by Mrs. Edge:


When the Edge blows my mind

I wish that Morleigh?d disappear without a trace
---
The Edge
And his head is stripped bare
Of all it?s hair
What do I care

The Edge
Though tours may come and tours may go
My loves goes on

And on

And on

[This message has been edited by Mrs. Edge (edited 08-27-2001).]

 

[Mrs. Edge]

Gina Marie - That was a hoot!

I never would have thought of using Seconds. I am getting more ideas for your story by the second! I'm warning you though, someone's gonna get hurt! I wonder who it will be....

Disco - So glad you liked it! I thought the October thing summed it up nicely. Wow. This is turning into quite the sexy forum! Whooo!

 

[Gina Marie]

Oh no-I don't want to hurt my guys Jess-but I guess if they're that desperate for me, that's the price they'll pay *wink* and "fingerin Edge's guitar string*=double entendre FULLY INTENDED!!!

*note to self-beg Bono for some songwriting lessons*

 

[ACROB@T]

And there was me thinking us guys were a tad unusual..............!!...!!!..!!

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I am Colorblind,
coffee black and egg white, Pull me out from inside, I am ready, I am ready, I am ready I am

 

[Sunrazor]

Umm... looking back over the last few, should there be a parental advisory for this forum?

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"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." - Fight Club

"Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget. Forget that there are places in the world that aren't made out of stone. That there's something inside that's yours, that they can't touch. That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you." - The Shawshank Redemption

"All God wants is a willing heart and for us to call out to him." - Bono

"Ohh!!! Egyptians!" - Me, on AOL IM

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

This is the funniest/best thread I have ever read!! Thanks to who liked my stuff, and can I just say that we are all a bunch of sweet-lookin', talented ladies that any one of the guys would be lucky to have?

Ok, here's another attempt of mine! It's about Adam and all of his dream invasions: (PG-13, lol)

"Dreaming Man" ("Drowning Man")

Take his hand
You know he'll be there
if you sleep he'll invade
your dreams sexually

For he has pleasures for
anyone who wants
And more for those who will come

Take my hand
You know I'll be there
Adam if you can
Will you please bring Larry?

And you understand
These moans and groans
This dreamland flight
Won't drag me away

Lick me, lick me Adam
Kiss me, kiss me and don't let go
of my thighs

The night will pass
It won't be long now
The night will pass
But my dreams last forever

And he takes my hand
He knows I'll be there if I sleep
I'll cross the sky for his *bleep*
Gives me what he holds dear
Hold it, hold it tightly
Hold it, hold it tightly
Rise up, rise up with wings like eagles
Like lovers we'll love, we'll love
We'll love and not grow weary

Take his hand, take his hand
Hold on, hold on tightly
Hold it, hold it tightly
May this dream last forever
May this dream last forever
Take Adam's hand
Take Adam's hand

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"Enough of this video bullsh**, I'm going to give you some culture. Know what I mean?" -Larry, ZooTv Era

"the soul needs beauty for a soul mate"

-April

 

[mad1]

Excellent work girls!!!!

RIGHT! Thats IT!!!

Im gonna print off this topic and when Im down in Dublin again soon Im gonna post it through Bono's door.......and Im fucking serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they NEED to know what they're missin!!!!!!

TALENT AT PLEBA!!!!!!

 

[Giant Lemon]

Okay, this was inspired by Jody in the "Edge without hat" thread. I hope you guys like it- it's my first song.

WITH OR WITHOUT BEANIE (to the tune of WOWY)

See the smile gleam in your eyes
See the pants bedazzled on the side
PLEBA girls lust for you

We want to meet and fulfill our fate
To see you in concert we can hardly wait
And we long to touch you

With or without beanie
With or without beanie

Through the years you?ve lost some hair
Us PLEBA girls, we don?t care
You don?t have to hide it

With or without beanie
With or without beanie
We love you
With or without beanie

But you cover up your head
And you cover up your head
And you cover
And you cover
And you cover up your head

Your follicles are dead
Your ego bruised, time has left you with
No hair to grow and
No hair left to lose

But you cover up your head
And you cover up your head
And you cover
And you cover
And you cover up your head

With or without beanie
With or without beanie
We love you
With or without beanie

(I have to edit this because I just thought of an optional verse that could be sung like the "we'll shine like stars..." verse.)
Your bald head will shine in the summer night
Your bald head will shine in the winter light


[This message has been edited by Giant Lemon (edited 08-28-2001).]

 

[mad1]

Im working on a wee song at the moment, (songs pop into my head while Im doing them, so wont take me long), but heres one verse of one I did, for Bono!!!!! (naturally like!

)

To be sung to a verse of 'One'

Did he come here to play Twister
Did he come to watch TV
Did he come to try my dresses on, oh no,
He came to pleasure me......

I say

One girl
One man
When its one need
He can


THATS IT!!!
In all its shite glory!!!!!!

 

[Mrs. Edge]

BWAAA HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*mouth sore from laughing*

Originally posted by Giant Lemon:
But you cover up your head
And you cover up your head
And you cover
And you cover
And you cover up your head

Your follicles are dead
Your ego bruised, time has left you with
No hair to grow and
No hair left to lose

 

[PopFly]

Two comments....

1. You people are really funny and creative. This is a great thread.

2. You people really need to get laid.

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They want you to be Jesus
They'll go down on one knee
But they'll want their money back
If you're alive at thirty-three
And you're turning tricks
With your crucifix
You're a star

"I can't watch a man sing a song. He gets all emotional, he starts swaying...it's embarrassing!" -- Jerry Seinfeld

 

[Gina Marie]

Giant Lemon-I feel OH SO GUILTY for laughing at my man in your song. I'd surely sooth his "bruised ego" and he'd feel better again!

All I can say is-with or without beanie, he's one sexy mofo, a REAL man, kind, sweet, scary talented and I worship him-OK, I'm done!

 

[Giant Lemon]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Giant Lemon-I feel OH SO GUILTY for laughing at my man in your song. I'd surely sooth his "bruised ego" and he'd feel better again!

Don't worry- Gina Marie. I'm an Edge girl myself...I'm just trying to show my support for him without a hat, right?

And LMAO @ PopFly's comments!



[This message has been edited by Giant Lemon (edited 08-28-2001).]

 

[Gina Marie]

Sure GL girl-I know you are-and as an Edge lovin' girl, I really appreciate it!!! Some of these girls just don't know what they're missing- but slowly they are being hypnotized! With that smile, those eyes, and that guitar, he has mighty powers of persuasion, w/or without beanie.

 

[Jody]

Originally posted by Giant Lemon:
Okay, this was inspired by Jody in the "Edge without hat" thread. I hope you guys like it- it's my first song.

WITH OR WITHOUT BEANIE (to the tune of WOWY)

See the smile gleam in your eyes
See the pants bedazzled on the side
PLEBA girls lust for you

We want to meet and fulfill our fate
To see you in concert we can hardly wait
And we long to touch you

With or without beanie
With or without beanie

Through the years you?ve lost some hair
Us PLEBA girls, we don?t care
You don?t have to hide it

With or without beanie
With or without beanie
We love you
With or without beanie

But you cover up your head
And you cover up your head
And you cover
And you cover
And you cover up your head

Your follicles are dead
Your ego bruised, time has left you with
No hair to grow and
No hair left to lose

But you cover up your head
And you cover up your head
And you cover
And you cover
And you cover up your head

With or without beanie
With or without beanie
We love you
With or without beanie

(I have to edit this because I just thought of an optional verse that could be sung like the "we'll shine like stars..." verse.)
Your bald head will shine in the summer night
Your bald head will shine in the winter light


[This message has been edited by Giant Lemon (edited 08-28-2001).]

That is a masterpiece *bows down before Giant Lemon*

I've so got to print this thread out!

 

[Sunrazor]

Hmmm... Am I more tickled, or more horny? Tickled, or horny?
Or, both, even.

I am sticking these on the Church as fast as I can.

PLEBA Girls: They keep posting, and posting, and posting...


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"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." - Fight Club

"Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget. Forget that there are places in the world that aren't made out of stone. That there's something inside that's yours, that they can't touch. That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you." - The Shawshank Redemption

"All God wants is a willing heart and for us to call out to him." - Bono

"Ohh!!! Egyptians!" - Me, on AOL IM

 

[oliveu2cm]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:

Adam if you can
Will you please bring Larry?

He knows I'll be there if I sleep
I'll cross the sky for his *bleep*

lmaooooooooo right idea Popangel!!

Originally posted by Giant Lemon:

Your follicles are dead

ohhh stop stop lol!!!!!

Originally posted by Mad1:

Did he come here to play Twister
Did he come to watch TV
Did he come to try my dresses on, oh no,
He came to pleasure me......

omg!! lol this all is sooo funny!!

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We move through miracle days

My fanatical U2 webpage: Take Me Higher

 

[oliveu2cm]

*ahem* please forgive me Larry....

"Larry Flies" (sung to The Fly)

It's no secret that Bono lights up the sky
It's no secret that I'll be at the concert tonight
They say the sun is sometimes eclipsed by a moon
You know I don't see Bono when Larry walks in the room

It's no secret that he'll be wanting me tonight
It's no secret that I definitely won't put up a fight
They say a secret is something I have with Larry
Well now I'm telling..the world...

Larry on my bed
He's up against the wall
Let's rip off those covers
See the man crawl
It's no secret at all

It's no secret that Larry has got the best pecs
It's no secret that I'll put them to the test
On the back of his bike, we'll go for a ride
Every curve of the road will make me want to die
Oh Larry....

Larry will rise
He won't let me down
From behind his drumset
He'll spin me around

(Acthung Larry)

(Love...we shine like a burning star
We'll be like one ...tonight)

Larry will rise
He won't let me down
From behind his drumset
He'll spin me around

It's no secret that he wishes our time would never end
The universe exploded for me 'cause one man's smile
Look, he's gotta go, but he's pulling me with him
There's nothing I can do, I know it's all worthwhile.



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We move through miracle days

My fanatical U2 webpage: Take Me Higher

 

[WildHonee]

OMG! I go to school for 2 days (sooo hot...) and look what happens! Everybody' a poet! And they didn't know it!

I swear I'm almost doen with my Larryland song. For some reason all my teacher thought it would be fun to give homework the first day back. I have 3 songs in progress, but I loooooooove what everyone else has done!!!!!!! especially all the Larry ones *raunch*

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[WildHonee]

This is about as raunchy as I'm willin to get, folks. I'll cook up somethin good and raunchy one day

Pants
to the tune of Bad

If you come back to D.C.
If you wear your leather pants again
If I could yes I would
If I could I would
take you home
I'm single
I wreck homes!

If I could somehow
find a way around your wife,
leave that home you love
see you come, come to me
in leather pants...
an Irish man.
Into my house
in leather pants!

If I could turn back time
(but I am not Cher.)
I'd lead your heart away!
Be a home, homewrecker.
Into your house
of leather pants.

So let her go!
Or lend her to the Edge.
Just leave home
say you hurt your head

I'm unattached!
I'm unattached!
want leather pants
I Don't have cooties.
Oh no...

If she should ask then maybe she'd
tell you I'm not insane.
Why do you think she married you?
Would she mind sharing you?

If I could you know I would
If I could I would
take you home

this salivation
elevation
temptation
vibration
infatuation
acceleration

bah can't think of anymore raunchy things that rhyme
curses.

So let her go!
lend her to the Edge
let her go!
I'll buy you leather pants
just leave home!
in your leather pants

I'm unattached!
I'm unattached!
want leather pants
I Don't have cooties.
Oh no...



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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[browneyedgirl]

Originally posted by PopFly:
Two comments....

1. You people are really funny and creative. This is a great thread.

2. You people really need to get laid.

ROTFLMAO !!!that maybe more true than you know!!!!


I've just got the chance to read all these, and you girls have really outdone yourselves......

I think we have some comedic genius amongst us...

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I'm just a singer,some say a sinner.Rolling the dice,not always a winner.
You say I've been lucky,well hell I've made my own.
Not part of the crowd,but not feeling alone.

----Two Shots of Happy One Shot of Sad-----

 

[BittersweetGirl]

okay, here goes:

I Drool (sung to the tune of So Cruel)

We cross the line
With raunchy threads
Debating topics
Like your pants' contents

We're out of line
And need a spanking
And the man for the job
Is Mirrorball Man...Bono

You disappear from Ali
And reappear with me
I use my magic telepathic powers
To transport you across the sea

The girls who love you, we're on PLEBA
We love you more than an amoeba (?!)
Friends look for us but we're sitting in our lair
Debating your long hair

People think that I'm a fool
Bono...makes me drool

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Help! My song needs CPR!

*In a desperate attempt to revive her song, BSG grabs her defibrulator, usually reserved for heart-stopping Bono pics...*
CLEAR!! *bbzapp*
Nope, too late

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~Emily

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

OMG, these are great!!!!

Esp. the Larry ones, hehe

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"Enough of this video bullsh**, I'm going to give you some culture. Know what I mean?" -Larry, ZooTv Era

"the soul needs beauty for a soul mate"

-April