IO: The Jack Nicholson Party, guys.

[LemonMelon]

Sex on a stick is what it is.

Well now we have to make an album.

 

[bono_212]

I need to go to bed, but I swear, tomorrow, I am going to make all hell of fancy versions of that album cover to go along with each song. It's going to be hella fancy.

 

[LemonMelon]

It will be the rudest.

 

[LemonMelon]

Recording sessions have been postponed by a week because Ben was out partying until 9 am this morning and he refused to get up for work. Natural born rock star.

I want to hook him up with a Twitter account and connect it to the website. He has so much wisdom to impart.

 

[ShipOfFools]

Updates? Updates!?

 

[LemonMelon]

Recorded a 1 minute, 20 second long instrumental today that sounds like Roadrunner sprinting into a wall of Acme dynamite. I think I'm calling that one Code Red. Once we throw some vocals on top of it, it'll be ready to go.

I'll Be Waiting sounds like the bastard stepchild of Debaser and Wave of Mutilation.

 

[LemonMelon]

WTF is this...could it be real??

 

[No spoken words]

To be fair, Shouter had mentioned the band to me a few weeks ago, so I was already a fan/prepared for this.

^funny thing from the internet

"The Nicholson Always Stabs Twice" is the song I'm most looking forward to.

 

[LemonMelon]

I am as well. That and Kick the Bucket List have a lot of potential. Ben and I also decided to write some lyrics for a song about Jack Nicholson talking to his children about the various conveniences he didn't have at their age, like television and automatic weapons.

Somehow, someway, I managed to get Ben to lay down two vocals tonight, so I should have I'll Be Waiting and Code Red ready by tomorrow night. There will also be adjustments made to the website.

 

[No spoken words]

Consider "Conversations with Weinberg" as a B-side, please.

 

[redhotswami]

Consider "Conversations with Weinberg" as a B-side, please.

As in Max?

 

[LemonMelon]

The wait is over.

The Jack Nicholson Party - "I'll Be Waiting" - YouTube

 

[cobl04]

It's like a mash of Lulu, grunge and Edge's vocal delivery on Numb.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

A modern masterpiece.

 

[LemonMelon]

 

[The Sad Punk]

Like watching daytime talkshows at midnight on MDMA and moonshine.

 

[The Sad Punk]

This is also the creepiest thing I've ever heard btw

Amazing, though

 

[LemonMelon]

It should come as a surprise to no one how effortlessly Ben pulled off being creepy.

His delivery of "will you be my new girlfriend" (improvised line) and "you must realize" is the kind of shit you can't teach.

 

[bono_212]

I'm not sure how to feel about how naturally creepy my brother is.

 

[No spoken words]

The wait is over.

The Jack Nicholson Party - "I'll Be Waiting" - YouTube

I, um......oh Ben. Sweet Ben.

 

[LemonMelon]

If he doesn't stay in school, he'll end up being the next Jimmy Whispers.

 

[iron yuppie]

"Four stars out of five - All Music Guide."

So true, so very true.

 

[LemonMelon]

Jimmy Whispers is the iYup signal.

 

[LemonMelon]

The phenomenon has spread:

I wrote a Pixies song about Jack Nicholson with a 12 year old on vocals, posted by Traviud - Rate Your Music

The video is up to like 70 views now too aww yeah

 

[bono_212]

Man that first guy, what a hater.

 

[LemonMelon]

Yeah fuck that guy.

The others had hella boners for JNP tho

 

[iron yuppie]

The hellaboner: a new and more potent form of boner.

 

[LemonMelon]

A JNP boner is a hellaboner.

I'll Be Waiting is up to 100 views

 

[No spoken words]

Do lyrics exist for "The Nicholson Always Stabs Twice"?

 

[LemonMelon]

Unfortunately not. But I'm not even remotely picky as far as what songs are recorded first. Where's Johnny and a re-recording of Jack Nicholson Went To Mexico were my priorities, but I can slide one of those down if someone has a request.

My schedule is pretty wide open starting the week of the 13th, so some new stuff will be recorded then. In the meantime, I'll be posting Code Red this weekend.