Hi, who joined?

[UberBeaver]

Two can play this game
So the saying was coined,
And with each successive beep,
"Hi, who joined?"

"Bob from Irving,"
"Mary from White Plains,"
"I got west coast bling bling,
This is Dave from Maine."

Another damn beep
I tense up as if on roids,
"This is beaver from Queens,
And I fucking joined."

My nemesis arrives
As cold as can be
My stomach dives,
"Are you mocking me?"

 

[Numb1075]

"Hi who joined" is the name of my game
I get paid handsomely just the same
I say it once, I say it twice, I say it a lot
Mad teleconferencing skillz is what I got

I'm not a Paperback Writer
I'm a conference call facilitater
I'm a lover, not a fighter
I'm a conference call facilitater

"Hi who joined" is my rallying cry
Got my ducks in a row as an FYI
I say it loud and I say it often
My teleconferencing skillz put you in a coffen

I'm not a Paperback Writer
I'm a conference call facilitater
I'm a lover, not a fighter
I'm a conference call facilitater

 

[UberBeaver]

I smell a concept album.

 

[ZeroDude]

"Hi who joined?"
An echo did resolve,
Tearing divinity,
From the heavens up above,

"Hi who joined?"
Wages worn on woes,
Dispense with the echo,
And on with the show,

"Hi who joined?"
Conceptual calling cards,
Recorded upon vinyl,
Alas it did not warn,

"Hi who joined?"
The shadows fled the scene,
Yet darkness echoed eternally,
Upon a woven seam.

 

[Numb1075]

excellent. I think between the 3 of us we can develop a concept album about conference calls

 

[ZeroDude]

Well it would certainly be original.

 

[UberBeaver]

\m/ \m/

 

[ZeroDude]

Sadly though this is probably the quickest amount of replies to a thread in "DOL" in an absolute age.

But as I stated.

"On with the show."

 

[UberBeaver]

Everyone loves poems about conference calls.

 

[Numb1075]

no one wants to write songs about love or breaking up - everyone wants to hear songs about conference calls......and each song needs a lot of cowbell.

But I assure you, next week I'll be posting more poems/songs that are real....

 

[For Honor]

I don't know about this subject, conference calls

Must be a demon!

Interesting, though

 

[Numb1075]

That's part of the line of work I am in. I am on many conference calls and it's fun to just make fun of it occasionally.

a demon indeed