*runs in circles clapping hands at your awesomeness* . . . not entirely sure how I missed this ( well, actually I do but the story is long and boring and we are here to celebrate your triumph over one of the fugliest mofo's on zeh planet . . . ) but I think this may be my favourite thread evah
big fat congratulations missy and may your triumph over the dreaded arachnid be celebrated long and hard . . . *cheers*
BS, if you get a plank of wood you might be able to squeeze it under you and then wriggle it to get some leverage. Maybe you ought to carry some pine in your back pocket for such emergencies.
Wonderful advice. But if I had to be in a state of perpetual genuflection Oww!, I can't think of a better person than for whom to suffer. They don't call me BonosSAINT for nothing. (Or perhaps they don't call me BS for nothing). Anyway, I'll lug the plank.