Caught jerking off

[Night & Day]

Oh snap!

I would be offended. but beside being one of the hottest Interferencers ( Hey, thats what im told!),
i also pride myself on being one of the funniest mother f***s around...

^And ever so slightly stuck up...?

 

[love_u2_adam]

Does this mean that you have anything to fess up?

no

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

 

[tpsglick2424]

Are you for fucking real?

There isnt anything bad with talking about doing this, but maybe in a more private setting.
I mean im willing to accept that we are all different and certain things arouse us...
But come on...
what the fuck is up with having someone find you?
Its one thing to THINK you are going to get caught ( i can understand the excitment when you are with a partner, in a motel or car etc),
but im afraid to ask WHO you want catching you, and frankly i dont want to know.
No amount of excitment is worth having a child find you,
or someone that may not be able to comprehend whats taking place.
This is too much.
I mean why dont you just admit to eating your boogers or pissing in a pot of coffee you've prepared for some guests.

And if any one posts back that im a prude or lack sexual adventure....im just going to go off.

If the person was serious I would agree with you but if the person wasnt serious...well that's a different story

 

[BonosBaby12]

no

Im thinking an investigation may have to be done

As for anyone doing this I think it's completely natural no matter if you are male or female. Let's all be honest here being human you have your needs and wants. That includes sexual pleasure and some may seek it in different ways than others. If I caught someone than I would probably feel embarrassed enough for both of us,lol. Have been told that I blush quite well

 

[the rockin edge]

Are you for fucking real?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

shocking

are you trying to start something?

 

[Night & Day]

If the person was serious I would agree with you but if the person wasnt serious...well that's a different story

Oooh...got it.
Yea, someone told me about Mr Icky...i guess he likes to go Sybil on us.
I am a fool for falling for it.

 

[junkydog]

Hey night_and_day66, I'd like to see how hot you are... ??

 

[junkydog]

This thread reminds me of a joke...


Q: While wanking in the bathroom, what is the most sensitive part your body?
























A: Your ears

 

[Night & Day]

Hey night_and_day66, I'd like to see how hot you are... ??

2 words....Premium Membership.

And really, you just gotta ask some other Interferencers...because hotness just isnt a physical thing.



Hey Sicy...if he goes premium, do i get a cut?

 

[vaz02]

This thread reminds me of a joke...


Q: While wanking in the bathroom, what is the most sensitive part your body?


























A: Your ears

ahha quality lol, true true

 

[girlhappy]

I only do it on days that end with "y".

 

[Night & Day]

wow that is some damn good willpower.

Maybe Mac doesnt have a weener to play with?
I went 11 years without doing the deed, swear to God...
so its possible, but i had my reasons.
Not having a weener isnt one of them though.

All kidding aside, if Mac doesnt want to/feel the need to, his body will take care of it all on his own.

2 Words...nocturnal emissions.

 

[tpsglick2424]

Maybe Mac doesnt have a weener to play with?
I went 11 years without doing the deed, swear to God...
so its possible, but i had my reasons.
Not having a weener isnt one of them though.

All kidding aside, if Mac doesnt want to/feel the need to, his body will take care of it all on his own.

2 Words...nocturnal emissions.

Nocturnal emissions ehh?

 

[Night & Day]

Nocturnal emissions ehh?

Yea, thats the name of my new band...
Popping Scrotum is opening for us...BE THERE!

 

[Canadiens1131]

Fapward ho!

 

[tpsglick2424]

Yea, thats the name of my new band...
Popping Scrotum is opening for us...BE THERE!

The names people could give bands...

 

[Canadiens1131]

Pokey and The Brown Starfish
Ms. Sugartits and Her All-Star Band
The Hardwoods

Yeah I see what you mean

 

[vaz02]

The names people could give bands...

The Sea Men

--- best i could come up with

 

[Zoots]

Never been caught!

 

[FitzChivalry]

It's hard to get caught when you live by yourself.

Unless you just start doing it randomly at other people's houses. Or at work or at the mall, or the grocery store, or in your car . . .

 

[bono_man2002]

Unless you just start doing it randomly at other people's houses. Or at work or at the mall, or the grocery store, or in your car . . .

Not Like anyone would ever do that

 

[BAW]

Unless you just start doing it randomly at other people's houses. Or at work or at the mall, or the grocery store, or in your car . . .

So if you just kind of disappear at my party, I guess we'll know what you might be doing

 

[Night & Day]

It's hard to get caught when you live by yourself.

Unless you just start doing it randomly at other people's houses. Or at work or at the mall, or the grocery store, or in your car . . .

Trust me...i KNOW people who do this...

Why do i always attract these kind of people?

 

[tpsglick2424]

It's hard to get caught when you live by yourself.

Unless you just start doing it randomly at other people's houses. . . .

That reminds me has any ever seen the show, "That 70's Show"

 

[Night & Day]

why am i getting all warm and fuzzy reading this stuff?

 

[UberBeaver]

The names people could give bands...

Skip Foreplay and the Minutemen.

 

[Numb1075]

Snuffy and the Doo Doo Browns

 

[tpsglick2424]

These names are killing me