At 6 I hit my chin on a pool edge that was broken, and had to get 6 stiches.
At 9 my sister threw a very large and heavy glass ashtray at me and hit me right between the eyes, I have a scar on the bridge of my nose.
Also my other sister hit me in the forehead with a metal mace, knocked me the fuck out.
Nice little scar there.
I was in a car accident when I was 13, my head hit something (the dash maybe?),
but blood was splattered around the car as it was spinning, and then we were hit again, and it bashed me against the door pretty good.
I have a scar on my left eyebrow that looks awful.
When I was 14 I pulled a stuck door shut too hard and didn't move my fingers in time, the tip of my left ring finger is gone, and a chunk of the middle was torn pretty bad.
Plenty of surgeries for various things, but the most painful is one that happened during a molestation at age 8 by a family member.
His 'actions' caused 2 discs in my lower back to dislocate and protrude, and I have been in pain everyday since.
(Since I never told anyone, I never received care for it.)
Anyone ever had a cardboard paper cut?...
Excrutiating!
(re-reading this, the head injuries should pretty much grant me immunity from responsibility for any of my actions thereafter
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