What's Your U2 Stripper Song?

[VintagePunk]

C'mon, you all know you have one.

If you were to use a U2 song to practice the art of dance in order to seduce, what song would it be?

Mine? Trip Through Your Wires.

Mods - I hope this doesn't surpass the bounds of good taste. I just thought it would be fun for Plebans to ponder.

 

[starsgoblue]

I think the Numb (Gimme Some More Dignity) remix is perfect for poles and stripping.




I'm sure I'll think of others....

 

[BluRmGrl]

Kinda' obvious, but I'd have to go with Mysterious Ways...

What can I say? - it was brilliant to put a belly dancer on stage during this song & who am I to question the genius of U2?
Interesting question, though... I"m look forward to seeing everyone's answers.

 

[BluRmGrl]

I think the Numb (Gimme Some More Dignity) remix is perfect for poles and stripping.




I'm sure I'll think of others....

You naughty minx!!! Although, I'd have to agree, totally!

 

[Liesje]

Lemon, Salome (Zoormancer Remix)

 

[sweetie]

Ooooooo...I like this question! I'm gonna give this some serious thought and try out a few songs on my hubby.

 

[starsgoblue]

You naughty minx!!! Although, I'd have to agree, totally!

 

[Aardvark747]

lol! Great thread!

Ok...maybe I shouldnt be admitting this, as a guy - but I once did a little seranade/strip to, the Bono/Jools Holland version of 'Velvet Dress'....

 

[miss becky]

Mysterious Ways or If You Wear That Velvet Dress, depending on what mood I was trying to create.

 

[bonolady]

Velvet dress (jools Holland version) !!!!!!!

 

[LostAtMoon]

Maybe Velvet Dress, too.
Mysterious Ways and Lady With the Spinning Head are so sexy that they make me wanna belly dance all the time .

 

[VintagePunk]

lol! Great thread!

Ok...maybe I shouldnt be admitting this, as a guy - but I once did a little seranade/strip to, the Bono/Jools Holland version of 'Velvet Dress'....

It's beyond cool to have a male presence here! She's one lucky lady.

 

[Aardvark747]

It's beyond cool to have a male presence here! She's one lucky lady.

lol! Well...that was sometime last year, no longer together now - but who knows, maybe it'll be performed again one day -


(im outta here now, i'm feeling overcome by all these lovely ladies!)

 

[VintagePunk]

lol! Well...that was sometime last year, no longer together now - but who knows, maybe it'll be performed again one day -


(im outta here now, i'm feeling overcome by all these lovely ladies!)

Damn - that's too bad.

Looking for a new audience, are you?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i fall down

 

[zabie]

Good question!!!

I would say Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me

 

[HowthGirl]

Dancing Barefoot

God - that bass line!!!!!!

 

[nurse chrissi]

i fall down

Don't you think that might be a bit anticlimatic?


Good question....
Zoo Station
Trip through your wires
Mysterious ways
In a Little While

all of Zooropa - don't ask - just take my word for it

 

[youvedonewhat]

Big girls are best...lol... Yeah... after the first line, off comes something, after the second, off comes something else.....hee hee

...'she's got a baby at her breast,' yeah we know what part to draw the eye to on this line don't we...hee hee..

..ok going now before I get thrown out...

 

[Bono's Doll]

Sorry my husband doesn't let me listen to U2 while ..... cause he knows I'm really thinking about Bono. (I do catch myself belly-dancing or at least trying to to Mysterious Ways)

 

[starsforu2]

My fiance likes to belly dance to Fast Cars...

 

[susanp6]

Mysterious ways

Even better than the real thing (perfecto remix )

Salome

Pop Muzik

If you were that velvet dress

Babyface

Drowning man

 

[RademR]

as a man, my fantasy lap dance to a u2 song would have to be NUMB.

 

[Shawn Bonneau]

If a girl said, Shawn I'll strip to a U2 song for you, you pick it. I'd have to pick..... Lady With the Spinning Head Dance Mix. Or Ultra Violet.

SMB

 

[SoBe]

Mysterious ways

Even better than the real thing (perfecto remix )

Salome

Pop Muzik

If you were that velvet dress

Babyface

Drowning man

I have to agree with susanp6. These are all awesome choices. Especially EBTTRT

 

[susanp6]

SoBe!

 

[Laura M]

omg! so much choice im finding it hard to pick

i think if you wear that velvet dress
i find it a really sexy song

 

[beli]

lol! Great thread!

Ok...maybe I shouldnt be admitting this, as a guy - but I once did a little seranade/strip to, the Bono/Jools Holland version of 'Velvet Dress'....

Well done.

 

[beli]

Big girls are best...lol... Yeah... after the first line, off comes something, after the second, off comes something else.....hee hee

...'she's got a baby at her breast,' yeah we know what part to draw the eye to on this line don't we...hee hee..

..ok going now before I get thrown out...

As a breastfeeding mother I feel that song to be one of the least sexy U2 songs. The lyrics contain a beautiful sentiment, and the song has a fabulous rhythm, but is no way breastfeeding sexy.

 

[beli]

If You Wear That Velvet Dress (the U2 album version with the bass)

Never Let Me Go

Tomorrow (1996)

Numb