My real name got some funky results:
Clare: K-Y game player. (Um, whaa?)
Clare Elaine Fente: Vulgar Game Player.
Clare Fente: Excessive Sleazoid
Oooooh now for the fun part!
Clare Hewson: (Tee hee) Dynamic Working Professional (Oh yeah, baby!)
Clare Evans: Amazing Screamer (How'd they KNOW?)
Clare Mullen: Deflowering Heavy Breather
Clare Clayton: Violent Nymphomaniac...or something.