lynnok
Rock n' Roll Doggie
I reached for my cup of coffee and it was gone... This might ruin my morning I think.
I just lifted a bottle of what looked like proper pure lemonade and was about to drink it when I saw a label on it saying 'Zoot's Pee'.
Oh I dunno mate, after I studied the bottle I could see a couple of flies in it holding up a banner saying 'HELP US WE ARE DYING!'
They lie! Those bastards!
Haha I might have got that joke if I knew anything about the Eagles! I assume this is a sporting team you're talking about and not the band.
Haha I might have got that joke if I knew anything about the Eagles! I assume this is a sporting team you're talking about and not the band.
Apparently when zoots almost drank POWERJUICE he opted for MEGAPhail instead
This comment is phail.
Furstenberg beer. I gripped the neck tight, in anticipation of that distinctive taste of purity law goodness - but alas, the bottle was empty. It's okay though because there was one right next to it that was full. Let the good times COMMENCE.