Life. *cracks self over the face with a brick*
Your best friend shagged the Croat?
Life. *cracks self over the face with a brick*
Your best friend shagged the Croat?
Thanks, Captain Obvious!Stop replying?
Yay! The thread died there for a minute.You don't have to make them talking to yourself.
It's Khan's fault.
Nah, Khan's worse than Bono. At least Bono doesn't like Duran Duran.
I wouldn't be sure of that.
I wouldn't be sure of that.
OK, War era Bono didn't like Duran Duran.
He probably now dances around the house in his undies to Hungry Like The Wolf.
So in the last two days I've booked tickets to Top Gear Live and Billy Connolly.
So in the last two days I've booked tickets to Top Gear Live and Billy Connolly.
Why do you live in Melburnia if you hate it so much, Ax?
Why do you live in Melburnia if you hate it so much, Ax?
What. It seems like Billy Connolly's tour is just hitting New Zealand. Now, that's awesome and all, New Zealand deserves more attention and Australia less, but it doesn't help me right now!
Fuck you, Melbourne, for being on the left rather than right side of the Tasman.
No, I love Melbourne, that's why I live here. It's my favourite city I've ever been to. But fuck it for being in Australia rather than New Zealand. It would be perfect if the non-existent God decided to lift Melbourne up and plonk it down on the Canterbury Plains or somewhere in the Maniototo or Strath-Taieri.
plz bring guverment.
Holy fuck, my 6000th post was a goddamn epiphany.
I kicked him out of my house.
No, I love Melbourne, that's why I live here. It's my favourite city I've ever been to. But fuck it for being in Australia rather than New Zealand. It would be perfect if the non-existent God decided to lift Melbourne up and plonk it down on the Canterbury Plains or somewhere in the Maniototo or Strath-Taieri.
Holy fuck, my 6000th post was a goddamn epiphany.
You want Stephen "dithering idiot" Conroy to filter your Intarwebz?
I didn't mean your government, I meant any government.