mysterious_jen
Blue Crack Addict
Forget getting a hooker. Everybody just buy me a plane ticket to Australia.
hmmmmm..... this worries me
ALOT!
Forget getting a hooker. Everybody just buy me a plane ticket to Australia.
I was waiting for that to happen. I made a joke about one of my friend's dad a few years ago, and he instantly deadpanned back "my dad's dead."
I felt fucking rotten.
She's gonna say something like 8 now and get all self-conscious and you're gonna feel like a jackass.
This is why condoms should come in cereal boxesThat and I didn't have a condom and wasn't willing to get dressed, go out in the snow, drive to the nearest convenience store, buy a condom, drive back, get naked, and get her into the mood again.
I've had that happen to me. Of course, the person was a lying cunt.
So you want to be a young father?
Don't you?
I can't see the appeal in fucking somebody who's just doing it for business and probably thinks you're ugly and really bad at sex.
I knew a guy who claimed he lost his virginity at age 8 to his friend's high school-aged sister.
I laughed.
I'm 24, have had sex probably close to 250 times, and no pregnancy's. My fiancee's pretty good about the pill. Ten pm. Every day. Like clockworks.
I'm 24, have had sex probably close to 250 times, and no pregnancy's. My fiancee's pretty good about the pill. Ten pm. Every day. Like clockworks.
I'm 24, have had sex probably close to 250 times, and no pregnancy's. My fiancee's pretty good about the pill. Ten pm. Every day. Like clockworks.
Poor kid. I bet he dry-came.
It's a fucking rotten feeling.
tut tut .
251st time then your fucked for life ! never ever trust the pill and nothing else!
I wanted to murder the kid when, 6 months later, I met his dad.
Don't worry darling, when I'm done with you, I'll come right to youhmmmmm..... this worries me
ALOT!
No, not really. I've been referring to myself as a 'classy whore' for ages and frequently offering my 'services' to virgin friends. If I weren't in a relationship I'd consider it, but not if it involved traveling half way around the world.... really?
good girl, and boy. . .
I have 2 male friends who have 3 children each. It astounds me that each and every pregnancy was a "mistake"
I trust it but I take it properly. . .
btw. . . . peed on a stick and phew!!
I trust it but I take it properly. . .
btw. . . . peed on a stick and phew!!
Well, no worries about it now. It's a deep dark secret that me and the lady decided just to avoid pre-marriage pregnancy scares, we're gonna just get each other off manually til we get married. It's been 90 days so far. Fucking hell.
Well, no worries about it now. It's a deep dark secret that me and the lady decided just to avoid pre-marriage pregnancy scares, we're gonna just get each other off manually til we get married. It's been 90 days so far. Fucking hell.
Well, no worries about it now. It's a deep dark secret that me and the lady decided just to avoid pre-marriage pregnancy scares, we're gonna just get each other off manually til we get married. It's been 90 days so far. Fucking hell.
Andrew freaked you out that badly?
You count?
I reckon the true version of the story is he accidentally saw her boobs and has been hyping up the story ever since.
You could've just murdered his father.
OH MY GOD WHY?????????????????????????????
just use a rubber dude !
He's Catholic.
You've gotten off 90 times, and her...maybe nine?
OMG!! how long do you have to wait
OH MY GOD WHY?????????????????????????????
just use a rubber dude !