The Temple Bar: Serving The Mentally Challenged For The Past 3 Years UYMFA!
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lynnok
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I'm super-duper excited.
I quite rightly expect it to be awesome.
When did you see it?
Last year in Buffalo and in May and September in NYC
It will be awesome. I wasn't sure I'd like the musical numbers but they weren't as distracting as I thought they would be.
elevated_u2_fan
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...I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM A LOT!
UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
for lynnok.
bono_212
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BUNNY
lynnok
Rock n' Roll Doggie
you didn't read the book did you? It can save your life!
UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
Are you quoting The Nightmare Before Christmas?
No, I did not read the book. Is there a section about leaving people to die so that you can live? That's where I phale. El_fa is all about leaving suckas behind.
elevated_u2_fan
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damn straight...
lynnok
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when confronted by zombies all loyalties die and it's every person for herself. That's why its best to be with strangers plus no sappy goodbye scenes before you shove them out the door and lock it
elevated_u2_fan
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According to the Zombie Survival guide, if you are in a two story house, you should move upstairs and destroy the stairs
lynnok
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According to the Zombie Survival guide, if you are in a two story house, you should move upstairs and destroy the stairs
he read the book.
bono_212
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ELFA is that a real book?
elevated_u2_fan
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Reggie Thee Dog
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Zombie books rule...
lynnok
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Does she own a flame thrower too? I'd like one.
elevated_u2_fan
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no, but she owns a crowbar she keeps under her nightside table
Have you read World War Z?
elevated_u2_fan
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Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
lynnok
Rock n' Roll Doggie
no, but she owns a crowbar she keeps under her nightside table
Have you read World War Z?
do I need it? It's remaindered at the UM bookstore
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elevated_u2_fan
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It's more of a collection of "historical accounts" much more serious than the survival guide but still really good...
Wait where's the part about the flamethrower...
not a good idea Reg
a. fuel is finite
b. not a very precise weapon
c. will not kill the Zombies outright, then you have Zombies on fire which is even worse
lynnok
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Wait where's the part about the flamethrower...
Guns, bad. Zombies are dead already
Chainsaws, effective but you need to be close and they can hurt you
knives, effective but see above
flamethrower, point, click, zombieque
UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
How do zombies fair against ninjas?
RedRocksU2
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Great question!
lynnok
Rock n' Roll Doggie
BUT the zombies will be otherwise occupied putting themselves out which will allow you to get on the bike and get away. Oh, can you ride a bike with a flame thrower?
elevated_u2_fan
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it's usually a draw...
I think it depends where you are as well, if you are fortified in a house, the last thing you want is a bunch of flaming Zombies setting shit on fire... unless you're into that...
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lynnok
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elevated_u2_fan
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dudes look like characters from Mortal Combat
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