UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
VintagePunk said:
Growing and growing and growing, to epic proportions. She was 9lbs 3ozs. The nurses were betting on over 10lbs. That's right, they actually had a pool.
They tried to induce me like 48 times starting a week before my due date. The kid just wouldn't give. I had a c-section, finally. I have no doubt that she'd be in there now if it weren't for that.
My wife thinks the baby is trying to break out, like a baby chick she wants to hatch. Keeps punching and kicking like a madwoman. Freaks me out.