The Temple Bar - Not Like Everybody Says ... Like Dumb ... UYMFA

[phillyfan26]

No longer must you wander aimlessly in search of free drinks.

That's right folks! While the Octagon may be long gone or simply dormant in the darkest depths of the Lemonade Stand, there's a new club on the scene. We have some fresh competition in the neighbourhood!

It may or may not be a giant lemon.

It's the cool new place everyone is talking about...

The Temple bar.....Would you join us?

~ Bri, Zootle n' Friends

 

[No spoken words]

Solid fucking title, PFan...well done.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Yeah, that's pretty good...

 

[Thora]

 

[U2democrat]

 

[Lila64]

 

[phillyfan26]

I wonder how many posts in this thread will be devoted to discussion of my kickass title.

 

[BoMac]

Evening Bar.

The weekend can't come soon enough!


Good job Pfan.

 

[U2democrat]

I agree.

 

[Dalton]

Nice. I used to think that white men couldn't dance, but then I saw Step Up.

 

[Dalton]

Dalton: Why was my comment about my ping pong skill notable enough to be your location?

it made me laugh.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

it made me laugh.

And that's all it took...

 

[phillyfan26]

Fair enough.

I am good, though. Half of what I say is bullshit, but I am good. The "Ping Pong Champ" of the school challenged me in gym class.

Beat him 4 out of 5.

 

[U2democrat]

I dislocated my hip playing ping pong in high school gym. Beat that.

 

[U2democrat]

Oh and as my leg was out of socket I proceeded to play standing on one leg until it finally popped back in.

Beat that

 

[redhotswami]

lol ewwwwww Laura!!!! Pop was named after you.

 

[hardyharhar]

Sounds like Pfan is ready to take on Forrest Gump

 

[redhotswami]

so i don't get the thread title, did i miss something cool?

 

[U2democrat]

Bah. Just got a call from my mom. My sister is 5cm dialated and the goal is 10. This is taking forever!!!!!!1

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Bah. Just got a call from my mom. My sister is 5cm dialated and the goal is 10. This is taking forever!!!!!!1

Uh, but it could happen and quick...good luck...

 

[redhotswami]

Bah. Just got a call from my mom. My sister is 5cm dialated and the goal is 10. This is taking forever!!!!!!1

omg she's been at this all day after being preggers forever. reason #243 why I'm not having kids.

hope she pops him out soon though! she must be exhausted an anxious. you're gonna have a fun-filled spring break

 

[U2democrat]

My mom thinks it's payback for what my sister did to her.


40 hours........................................

 

[phillyfan26]

A little rhyme of mine from FYM:

I tried to rhyme Obama but only managed Barack
I laughed when unico said "Two rats fucking in a sock"
Then I went out in the yard to walk my pet rock
Couldn't return inside, needed to key for the door to unlock

 

[U2democrat]

That's....um....genius....yeeeeeeeeeeah....

 

[phillyfan26]

so i don't get the thread title, did i miss something cool?

You've never seen The Godfather?

Death clock time.

 

[phillyfan26]

That's....um....genius....yeeeeeeeeeeah....

I know you enjoyed that.

P.S.: Did you win the game when you got back up to play on one leg?

 

[Lila64]

My mom thinks it's payback for what my sister did to her.


40 hours........................................

40 hours? Luckily I didn't have that issue. I think in total I was at 12 or so. Best of luck to her - maybe they can break her water

 

[U2democrat]

40 hours? Luckily I didn't have that issue. I think in total I was at 12 or so. Best of luck to her - maybe they can break her water

Oh they did at 3:30.

 

[phillyfan26]

My mother had to give birth to four boys, all C-sections.

 

[U2democrat]

I know you enjoyed that.

P.S.: Did you win the game when you got back up to play on one leg?

Oh I don't remember. When I was playing with my friends we mostly made up songs as we played and didn't keep score

They wondered if they should get the gym teacher for me when my leg was hanging out but I knew it'd pop back in eventually.