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snowbunny00774
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yeah, what did you edit? did you comment in the journal?
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I saw
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I edited a short story about me coming to Canada in July and raising all sorts of holy sexual hell and not leaving until I'd banged some chick in each and every province.
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snowbunny00774 said:yeah, what did you edit? did you comment in the journal?
Thanks for asking, cause I don't think he was going to answer me.
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snowbunny00774
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that frustration'll get ya every time 
vp - how's your mom?
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VintagePunk said:What did NSW edit?
He didn't edit anything. He posted a picture of my
. It's there. Just look harder.
snowbunny00774
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high praise my friend. I had another one to ask but I forget now...if it comes back I'll ask.
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snowbunny00774 said:
vp - how's your mom?
She seems quite well, thanks.
I haven't seen her since Sat - don't want to get her sick again - but I've talked to her several times daily.
snowbunny00774
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UberBeaver said:
He didn't edit anything. He posted a picture of my
I've got a bunch of emails I can forward to you that might help
glad to hear it VP, hopefully you get to see her soon
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VP, glad your Mom is quite well, that's good news.
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UberBeaver said:
He didn't edit anything. He posted a picture of my
Oh . <----- that?
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I'm now thinking about this thread a lot, and wondering if I'm finding it a bit.....what's the term? Pretentious? Self-centered? Not sure, exactly, but the longer I dwell on it the more it's starting to bother me.
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snowbunny00774 said:
I've got a bunch of emails I can forward to you that might help
glad to hear it VP, hopefully you get to see her soon
pffft. they don't help. I blew all my UK LOTTERY WINNINGS and a bunch of money some Nairobian prince lent me on that shit. You see all the good it did me. Actually, you DON'T see the good it did me. Bastards. Charlatans.
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UberBeaver said:
He didn't edit anything. He posted a picture of my
You're hung like my people, the Jews, are, Beav. Sorry.
snowbunny00774
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oh wait till I start my "ask the" thread.
I'm going to let you guys have open season on me for a few moments here...
what should I name my "ask the" thread - go!
snowbunny00774
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the boob ones probably don't work either eh?
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Snow, I thought of like 3 different thread titles, and all would earn me a swift kick in the spine from you, so, I'll abstain.
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Ask the Irish expatriate?
Ask the workaholic?
Ask the subversively sarcastic but highly entertaining poster?
Ask the workaholic?
Ask the subversively sarcastic but highly entertaining poster?
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Damn you, VP. One of mine was "Ask the Irish ex-pat living in Canada what it's like to be a sarcastic workaholic."
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Worse, man. I'm part Irish.
snowbunny00774 said:
the boob ones probably don't work either eh?
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Ironically, I've had much success with those.
snowbunny00774
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no no, I said open season. for a few moments...I'll tell you when to stop.
you know, when my delicate id and ego are smashed to smithereens, and all I'll have left are my online ones.
you know, when my delicate id and ego are smashed to smithereens, and all I'll have left are my online ones.
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snowbunny00774 said:
glad to hear it VP, hopefully you get to see her soon
She was feeling well enough to go out today. In fact, she was so busy getting ready for her outing, she didn't have time to call her Dr. to make a follow-up appt this morning. So what does she do? She calls me, the person who is now sick, wakes me up early, and tells me she doesn't have time to take two minutes out of her busy day to make the appt, so would I get up and do it for her.
I didn't bother to explain the logic that she could have used the time she took to wake me up to make the call herself.
snowbunny00774
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Damn, I aim to be transparent with my sarcasm, clearly I'm doing it wrong
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Great minds.
snowbunny00774
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VintagePunk said:
She was feeling well enough to go out today. In fact, she was so busy getting ready for her outing, she didn't have time to call her Dr. to make a follow-up appt this morning. So what does she do? She calls me, the person who is now sick, wakes me up early, and tells me she doesn't have time to take two minutes out of her busy day to make the appt, so would I get up and do it for her.
I didn't bother to explain the logic that she could have used the time she took to wake me up to make the call herself.
moms but illogical
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I am truly loving the ET haiku thread. It brings me joy.
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snowbunny00774 said:
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If it were me, and clearly only for purposes of getting conversation going, I, ME now
<--- ME, I would start a topic called "ask the Drunken Irish Whore." But again, that's just me. That's MY REALITY. Not a reflection on you or anyone else. Just an interesting topic, I think. Cause I would have questions for a drunken Irish Whore. I have very few for Southerners (though Mint Juleps are pretty good. If you're ever in Savannah, try the Artillery Punch. Good stuff.)
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11:37 see? Bad number. WTF?
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