The Temple Bar - Doozer's UYFA!!!!

[UberBeaver]

You use Unix?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Your wish is my command....

:scratches out own eyes:

 

[UberBeaver]

i say we all quit our jobs and open up our own business in NYC. i don't care what we're doing. i say we do it!

OK, but i need to make a lot of money and not work ridiculous hours - I'll work like a mule from 8ish to 5ish - but beyond that, nay to you. If those requirements are met - I'm in.



NO NO NO, Bri - it's ASS and Titties - not MICE and Titties. But thank you. Can you maybe isolate the chick in the middle? The other two people serve no purpose.

 

[redhotswami]

hey beav, since you're getting there. might i suggest that your 11235th post be in the milestone thread. Fibonacci holla back!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You use Unix?

I don't even know wtf that is.

The computer is over 4 years old.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Yes, all I'm getting is a black screen and it tells me unix just loaded some shit and then it does nothing. I came home last night and it looked like that and wasn't acting weird at all before.

Well, that's all I got

I took 1 year of college for Technical Support and Networking and that is the height of my trouble shooting skills: Turn it off and turn it on again...

 

[redhotswami]

the guy behind her looks like he's gonna pounce her

 

[UberBeaver]

hey beav, since you're getting there. might i suggest that your 11235th post be in the milestone thread. Fibonacci holla back!

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181, 6765, 10946, 17711, 28657, 46368, 75025, 121393, 196418, 317811… lol.




We are smart this morning.

Any conversation that goes from Ass and Titties to the Fibonacci sequence is one I want to be in.

LMPA - have you....taken the computer apart and then try to put it back together? I've done that. Thelast time I did that though, I killed my computer. It's dead now.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

LMPA - have you....taken the computer apart and then try to put it back together?

Excellent advice

How old did you say your computer was?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ha - if I did that it'd commit suicide first.

It's over four years old.

You can imagine I'm quite anxious for my refund check to come now.

 

[redhotswami]

i'm of no help
i used to work at a tech shop for a computer retail store, but that was eons ago. computers have changed so much now i know nothing about them.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Have you tried kicking it?

ETA: old school that is...

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Thelast time I did that though, I killed my computer. It's dead now.

It was probably the most humane thing to do, I'm sure you made the right decision for the poor little guy....

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Have you tried kicking it?

ETA: old school that is...

Yep, and I even slammed the keyboard slider thing back into the desk pretty hard.

I'm taking it in somewhere this weekend. Ugh.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

April, if you throw it out a window, I can tell you what the problem is.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Thanks Bri

 

[UberBeaver]

It was probably the most humane thing to do, I'm sure you made the right decision for the poor little guy....

Poor little guy was working just fine. Then I decided I wanted to upgrade the mother board, for no real reason other than I had one laying around and I felt like I wasted money on it. So I took the thing apart, put it back together and that was that. I tried to put the old peices back, but still nothing. I could swear I heard some weeping coming from the box I put the parts in, but it's probably all in my head. rite?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Probably not. It was probably begging for mercy, too.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Thanks Bri

No problemo!
I like to think myself a computer expert. What can I say, I have a gift.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Poor little guy was working just fine. Then I decided I wanted to upgrade the mother board, for no real reason other than I had one laying around and I felt like I wasted money on it. So I took the thing apart, put it back together and that was that. I tried to put the old peices back, but still nothing. I could swear I heard some weeping coming from the box I put the parts in, but it's probably all in my head. rite?

I hope you got his consent first, mister, or his motherboard is going to sue your ass.

Are you even allowed to do such experiments?


You monster.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

well, it's quarter to eleven and guess who already has a headache?

 

[UberBeaver]

Both his mother boards are dead too. Everything is hidden in a box in my basement with no access to legal council. I'm home free.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

well, it's quarter to eleven and guess who already has a headache?

I've had one since 10 last night and still have it now.

I win.


But neither of us win, really.

I'm going downstairs to get a bagel.

 

[UberBeaver]

A cock bagel?

And it's back. GRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Both his mother boards are dead too. Everything is hidden in a box in my basement with no access to legal council. I'm home free.

How can you look at yourself?!

 

[UberBeaver]

How can you look at yourself?!

It's easy since I brought the sexy back.

 

[snowbunny00774]

the word of today is lethargic. if you ever wanted me at my worst today's about it.

 

[UberBeaver]

Yes. Exactly. That's how I feel, plus I also have a touch of bitter in me today.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

ugh, I'm so hungry....damn, why did I think I could last till lunch and be able to get something edible at home...
I am such a fool

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

A cock bagel?

And it's back. GRRRRRRRRRR!

No, they were all out of cock bagels by the time I got down there.