The Temple Bar - Craptasticness...UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!

[VintagePunk]

Considering that you must have had the money to purchase your family at some point, you can't be doing that badly.

 

[UberBeaver]

Nah, man can't live forever on two goats and talcom powder, VP. Trust me, I know.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm fine with working, just don't make me come in at the ungodly hour of 8:30 a.m.

If I could work a five hour workday, including an hourlong lunch, then I'd be good.

With an open bar in the kitchen. That would be good, too.

 

[Got Philk?]

2. Pyramid Schemes???

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok, I'm banishing this horoscope from my homepage:

There is a lot you want to say now, but it's difficult to put your feelings into words. Everything that you share today comes across more forcefully than intended and might scare or offend others. In fact, with boundless Jupiter stressing your key planet Mars, you may do more than is needed. You may be a bit scattered, so think twice about the consequences of what you intend to do before actually doing it.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

2. Pyramid Schemes???

Bingo!

 

[Got Philk?]

haha, it called you scattered.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

haha, it called you scattered.

They're definitely not off the mark on that count, haha

 

[Got Philk?]

I want to read my horoscope...

 

[UberBeaver]

The moon in Libra forms part of the fantastic Air Trine, which suggests that you’ll have plenty of get-up-and-go today, as long as you play to your strengths. If you avoid anything that requires you to be logical and focus on anything that enables you to be creative you’ll definitely impress someone!


Air Trine

 

[UberBeaver]

2. Pyramid Schemes???

Good idea, Phil. Get one going, I'll cut you in on 10%.

 

[VintagePunk]

I read so many horoscopes that I really ought to be ashamed. Mostly I just roll my eyes at them. There's this one with the weirdest, most random shit on it that generally has nothing to do with my life at all. About a week ago, one of the things it said was "you may have a discussion with someone regarding the placement of an outdoor water tap." The weird part? Two days before that appeared, I did indeed have that very discussion with a neighbour of mine, who offered to put one at the side of my house for me.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

1.) Quit work.
2.) Kramerica Inustries
3.) Makes lots of money.
4.) Live sans work.



let's come up with options, along with their positive and negative ramifications

1) sue someone for millions
bonus: mountains of gold
drawback: would likely involve serious bodily harm

 

[VintagePunk]

let's come up with options, along with their positive and negative ramifications

1) sue someone for millions
bonus: mountains of gold
drawback: would likely involve serious bodily harm

1a) Positive - potential work for April and Kat

 

[UberBeaver]

I read so many horoscopes that I really ought to be ashamed. Mostly I just roll my eyes at them. There's this one with the weirdest, most random shit on it that generally has nothing to do with my life at all. About a week ago, one of the things it said was "you may have a discussion with someone regarding the placement of an outdoor water tap." The weird part? Two days before that appeared, I did indeed have that very discussion with a neighbour of mine, who offered to put one at the side of my house for me.

Maybe your neighbor is a horoscope writer? Either way, a horoscope that's 2 days behind is no good to anyone.




We could win the lottery.
bonus: mountains of gold
drawback: it's real hard to do.



We could write a platinum album and tourto support it.
bonus: mountains of gold.
drawback: All the money we would spend buying helicopters for the Oakland PD would negate most of our gold.

 

[Thora]

I love how all the bonuses include mountains of gold. I approve.

 

[VintagePunk]

bonus: mountains of gold
drawback: it's real hard to do.

Brainstorming.

Follow Bono to the end of the rainbow?

 

[UberBeaver]

Brainstorming.

Follow Bono to the end of the rainbow?

Nah, since he had that plastic surgery I refuse to follow him anywhere.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

fucking sell out

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Nah, since he had that plastic surgery I refuse to follow him anywhere.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

a tossed salad and green tea for lunch... what a pansy i've become

 

[UberBeaver]

You prefer jelly or syrup? I prefer syrup.

 

[Thora]

Nah, since he had that plastic surgery I refuse to follow him anywhere.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

You prefer jelly or syrup? I prefer syrup.

kinda set myself up for that one didn't i...

i'm a read! i'm a learn to read!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I should think about grabbing some lunch soon.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

salad, green tea and i'm listening to elton john...

ugh

i need marlon brando to come over and smack me in the face

 

[Lila64]

what about spilling a hot beverage on yourself and suing? Discuss

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

that ship's pretty much sailed

 

[WildHoney]

I wish these fights would stop. This is two days in a row now I've had to go into the main Pleba forum to read.


Today is one of those days where I could drink coffee by the gallon.

So this is where you've been hiding


Not stalking you honest

 

[WildHoney]

Hello

Room for another Pleban ray: