The Octagon Bar: Kilts No Longer Optional

[u2bonogirl]

be good! no sex in the octagon missy

 

[U2democrat]

*cough cough* of course not! *cough cough*

 

[u2bonogirl]

now that im here alone I might as well continue the karaoke

*grabs her bottle again and takes a flying leap off the bar counter*
I want to run!
I want to hide!
I want to tear down the walls that hold me inside!

 

[U2democrat]

**is occupied*

 

[u2bonogirl]

you better be good. no getting me in trouble

 

[U2democrat]

i'll take the heat.


speaking of which........

 

[u2bonogirl]

oh no! ive created a monster
alright. Im jealous
wheres tim?
*taps foot*

 

[starsforu2]

What would ya fadda say?

 

[U2democrat]

my fadda doesn't have to know. what happens in the bar, stays in the bar.

 

[u2bonogirl]

okay okay.....just go off to your room*pushes u2dem to the door*

 

[U2democrat]

who needs enemies when you got friends like these?



but i ain't goin nowhere.

 

[starsforu2]

okay okay.....just go off to your room*pushes u2dem to the door*

There is no SEX in the champagne room

 

[u2bonogirl]

isnt that a chris rock tune?

 

[U2democrat]

don't know.........

 

[u2bonogirl]

arent you supposed to be doing something?

 

[U2democrat]

right..........brb.

 

[U2democrat]

**stumbles out of the room awhile later**

for once i got something mick jagger couldn't get....satisfaction.

 

[u2bonogirl]

well call me the matchmaker from heaven

 

[U2democrat]

i owe you bigtime. thanks girl.

 

[u2bonogirl]

no prob. I figure if im finally happy everybody should be

 

[A_Wanderer]

Walks into bar and is shocked, shocked at what he sees.

 

[U2democrat]

very true. and i am quite happy right now.

 

[U2democrat]

hello.




we've been slightly busy.....

 

[A_Wanderer]

I can see that, and I am spurred into action, dancefloor right here and now.

/sets lights on dim mirrorball and starts playing IYWTVD.

care to dance?

 

[U2democrat]

oh my gosh that song definitely hits the g-spot.

**slow dances with A**

 

[A_Wanderer]

continues the dance.

 

[U2democrat]

this is wonderful.

 

[A_Wanderer]

/Song ends with an embrace.

 

[U2democrat]

 

[A_Wanderer]

Nobody does it better