I'm an atheist, and my views have essentially been the same my entire life (although I've grown slightly more able to articulate them over the past decade and a half, than in the first decade and a half as one would expect). I didn't even hate going to church as a kid, because I went to a really small Methodist church where about 6-12 people sat around and discussed ideas for an hour or two, sang some songs, and no one damned anyone to hell for disagreeing. I had a minister who flat out told me that he admits to not having read very word of the bible, does not see it as an unerring, unflawed word of god to be taken literally. I liked that guy, even if I did disagree with the whole concept of needing god in my life.
First and foremost, since i think it encompasses the biggest issues i have with religion: i disagree with the contradictory nature of religion. With Christianity, i should believe in a kind and loving god who cared so much about me that he gave his son up for my sins, because if I don't believe in him I'm going to burn for all of eternity? Seems like that love is a little more exclusive a club, now. Then you have the bible, from which quotes can be taken and twisted to justify absolutely anything, regardless of how atrocious and criminal it may be, but remember folks, thou shalt not kill. Raw statistics can be twisted to justify pretty much any argument, as well, so I guess I should regard pie charts as holy? Graphs actually have one better, at best they compile meaningful data. At worst, they're man-made works of fiction...see where I'm going with this?
Saying something is God's will too flys directly in the face of logic, free will, and reasoning. I must think for myself, yet I must follow some mythical being's plan for me? So as a human, separated from other genetically similar mammals first an foremost by being capable of reason, I'm also absolved of all this because there's a divine being going around and willing things otherwise?
I do tend to agree with axver on the batshit craziness of militant atheism. Truth is, I spend almost no time whatsoever actually thinking about the existence of a god. I was listening to a band called flatfoot 56 recently, who do identify as a Christian band. I've always had a blast at their shows, enjoyed the album, but felt incredibly uncomfortable reading interviews with faith-based questions. It's simply not a part of my everyday life because I don't believe in it. I'm not sure what the statement "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual" means, other than I just assumed it to be something along the lines of I don't go to church, but if it comes down to heaven or hell when I die ill say whatever they want to hear.
As people have said, Answering these questions as an actual list or meme is pretty much impossible since they are geared toward an assumption that the person answering believes in some form of divine being/beings. And I have no fucking clue what the one about the war on Christmas even means.