" Fruity beer drinkers. I like the commercials for Mike’s Hard Lemonade as much as the next guy, but get these sugary, beer-type concoctions away from me. Just looking at the packaging makes my stomach hurt. This is America, damn it. A man’s country. Make room for manly beers—like Budweiser, Yuengling, and that Schmitt’s Gay stuff SNL used to advertise. Our forefathers fought so you could be free, not so you could drink Hooch."