Test: Are you gay?

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I'd just like to say that I definitely prefer my straight men to be a bit gay and my gay men to be a bit straight. Probably the same goes for women, too, but I'm just a little fussier about my men (which is why I'm not as gay as I'd like to be, I guess).

Or something like that. :huh:
 
joyfulgirl said:
I'd just like to say that I definitely prefer my straight men to be a bit gay and my gay men to be a bit straight.


you know, i agree.

the sexiest men are either butch-ish gay men, or sensitive straight men.

give me a strapping, jock-ish gay boy with a rugby build or a smart straight man with fabulous eyeware pushing a baby carriage.
 
Irvine511 said:



you know, i agree.

the sexiest men are either butch-ish gay men, or sensitive straight men.

give me a strapping, jock-ish gay boy with a rugby build or a smart straight man with fabulous eyeware pushing a baby carriage.

:up: I totally agree.

Tonight I had dinner with two gay men and when I reported my disappointment in my low percentage of gayness they said that if the test was scoring my lesbianism then of course I scored low because I'm closer to being a gay man than a lesbian. :|
 
joyfulgirl said:


:up: I totally agree.

Tonight I had dinner with two gay men and when I reported my disappointment in my low percentage of gayness they said that if the test was scoring my lesbianism then of course I scored low because I'm closer to being a gay man than a lesbian. :|


maybe retake the test, but identify as a gay man at the beginning?

you and Madonna ... gay men trapped in women's bodies ...
 
Irvine511 said:
you and Madonna ... gay men trapped in women's bodies ...

Did you hear that Boy George and Madonna are squabbling now? I bet she wishes she hadn't moved to the UK, after all. :wink:

Boy George slammed Madonna for practicing Kabbalah, which is apparently quite homophobic. I wonder what Madonna would say to that?

Melon
 
melon said:
Boy George slammed Madonna for practicing Kabbalah, which is apparently quite homophobic. I wonder what Madonna would say to that?


well, considering only gay men still buy her records anymore, she'd better hurry up and apologize.
 
Irvine511 said:



maybe retake the test, but identify as a gay man at the beginning?

you and Madonna ... gay men trapped in women's bodies ...

So my friends were right. Now I am 56% gay. "Congratulations, you've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well-adjusted homo guy!"

:|

But I don't identify with Madonna at all.
 
hmmmmmm ... i was 50%.

i bet if i made more money and could afford $100+ shirts, i'd be gayer.

still, there's only one place where it really counts to be gay, and that's where the $100 shirt winds up on the floor anyway ...
 
Irvine511 said:

still, there's only one place where it really counts to be gay, and that's where the $100 shirt winds up on the floor anyway ...

...with the label face up. I did vote that $100 was not too much to pay for a shirt. :reject: Don't ask me what I pay my hairdresser. It's not that I'm rich either. The hair is a pure indulgence, not a lifestyle. But with clothes I'm into quality rather than quantity most of the time although a lot of the time I find that $100 shirt for $40 in discount stores.
 
well, i pay $50 for a haircut and am sitting in a pair of $98 jeans (but i only paid $60! i swear!).

you're right to look for quality over quantity, though.

am all about the outlets these days, but haven't been clothes shopping in a long while -- which reminds me, i need shoes.

and a suit. all my friends seem to have decided to get married this summer.
 
Irvine511 said:
well, i pay $50 for a haircut and am sitting in a pair of $98 jeans (but i only paid $60! i swear!).


I was too embarrassed to tell you yesterday that the jeans I was wearing cost $150 and I paid $150. It was a desperate moment that lead me to such a desperate purchase. I was in the dressing room in Saks in Denver (because we don't have good dept. stores here) with piles of jeans everywhere--at least (and I'm not kidding) 40 pairs that I'd tried on. I had vowed not to leave the store without a new pair of jeans that didn't humiliate me. So in this desperate state when I heard a voice over the loudspeaker say, "The store is now closed. Please proceed to check out immediately," I panicked and grabbed a pair from the 'maybe' pile and bought them. :reject:
 
thank you, joyfulgirl.

your story made me laugh, and i just lost 2 hours worth or work due to a stupid "do you wish to revert to saved document?" message that i mistakenly clicked "yes" to.
 
LoveTown said:
I was 43% gay...it said I scored right in the middle and that Im a happy and well-adhusted hetero....now if I could just find a boyfriend to share my heteroness with

w0rd, lol. So apparently I'm 50% gay. Which I guess explains why I hit on both my friend and her boyfriend :hmm:
 
U2democrat said:
:hug:irvine.

i think i should come up to DC and you and i could hunt down men together.


sounds fun. if it ever gets warm again, i'll show you were all the good people watching spots are.
 
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