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I get this kind of phone call once a week at work:
And I also get these recorded calls that start off like this:
I'm tempted to listen long enough for a phone number so I can jot it down, call, ask for John and pretend to be a machine back in his face.
I have no sympathy for you if you work as a telemarketer.
- Them: Hello, we are giving you a free trial website for your company, can you please confirm this information we have and we will give you your free website, NO COST TO YOU!
Me: No, thank you, we already have a website.
Them: Well you can have a second one.
Me: I think we can live with one website, goodbye.
Them: Please, I just want to confirm this information.
Me: No. Goodbye!
Them: May I have your full name so I can log this phone call.
Me: May I have your full name and phone number so I can call you and harass you when I please too?! *click*
And I also get these recorded calls that start off like this:
And even though you press 9 to block the automated calls they keep calling anyways.Hello! (pause long enough for you to say hello back) This is John with Complete Business Mortgage with a free deal for your company...
I'm tempted to listen long enough for a phone number so I can jot it down, call, ask for John and pretend to be a machine back in his face.
I have no sympathy for you if you work as a telemarketer.