Te Urewera National Park Chat Superthread

[Alisaura]

That's just not as interesting.

I phail.

 

[Axver]

What's wrong with the current ones? They're fun.

I knew a girl who, by the age of 17 or 18, had had two abortions and sex with ~100 men. She probably had a gigantor motherfucking vagina and I really do not need to be reminded of her!

 

[the tourist]

Well, Bono was probably bullshitting on "this song took 10 minutes to write, 10 minutes to record, 10 minutes to mix, 10 minutes playing it back, and that's got nothing to do with why it's called 40"

I still call 100% bullshit on that story. I just think they were very sloppy. They should have just put A Celebration on the album if they were in such a time-crunch and released 40 on The Unforgettable Fire. 40 with the atmospherics.

 

[Axver]

One of the few things The Axver hasn't achieved

Good call. I tip my hat to you.

I = OWNED.

 

[Alisaura]

Is there a local part called Feathering?

I asked that too! Apparently not.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I knew a girl who, by the age of 17 or 18, had had two abortions and sex with ~100 men. She probably had a gigantor motherfucking vagina and I really do not need to be reminded of her!

sounds like a nice girl

 

[the tourist]

I phail.

When moving from sex organs to knees, anyone would.

 

[Axver]

you called ?

Jen, hi!

 

[Alisaura]

Hey Jen

 

[the tourist]

I knew a girl who, by the age of 17 or 18, had had two abortions and sex with ~100 men. She probably had a gigantor motherfucking vagina and I really do not need to be reminded of her!

I've known girls like that. I've never wanted to root around in such a cellar.

 

[coolian2]

Show me your tie

 

[Alisaura]

When moving from sex organs to knees, anyone would.

I'm sure there's an innuendo in there somewhere...

 

[Axver]

sounds like a nice girl

She was also quite possibly the ugliest girl I have ever seen in my life. I know beauty's in the eye of the beholder, etc., but she was truly objectively ugly. And probably radiates numerous STDs around her now ...

 

[mysterious_jen]

No, it means that if we go to a pub, she will own the lot of us. And I'll probably have to drive her back to Geelong afterwards.

dont you fucking now it babe !





and pull over a few times along the way i bet tooo

 

[the tourist]

I'm sure there's an innuendo in there somewhere...

If so, it wasn't intentional.

 

[the tourist]

At this point, even if Axver got the rest of the posts in this thread, he could not catch me.

 

[Axver]

I still call 100% bullshit on that story. I just think they were very sloppy. They should have just put A Celebration on the album if they were in such a time-crunch and released 40 on The Unforgettable Fire. 40 with the atmospherics.

The problem there is A Celebration had been released as a single a whole year before War.

What they needed was a closer, and A Celebration would belong in the first few songs anyway. I don't see why they couldn't end on Surrender or Treasure, but hey, at least we got a classic live song out of the deal.

 

[mysterious_jen]

hellloooo all you horny bastards were you warming up for me ???

 

[the tourist]

She was also quite possibly the ugliest girl I have ever seen in my life. I know beauty's in the eye of the beholder, etc., but she was truly objectively ugly. And probably radiates numerous STDs around her now ...

How is it possible she had sex with 100+ men??

 

[Alisaura]

dont you fucking now it babe !

and pull over a few times along the way i bet tooo

Just as long as there's no barfing in the jellybean... it took long enough to get the smell out after we spilled that yoghurt smoothie a couple of summers ago.

 

[coolian2]

I knew a girl who, by the age of 17 or 18, had had two abortions and sex with ~100 men. She probably had a gigantor motherfucking vagina and I really do not need to be reminded of her!

I knew a girl like that. Fell pregnant in 6th form, adopted the kid out and was back for 7th form.

Apart from being incredibly easy she was a nice enough girl. Probably has STDs everywhere though.

 

[Axver]

I've known girls like that. I've never wanted to root around in such a cellar.

I'm wondering if there are a couple of guys lost in her cavern.

 

[the tourist]

The problem there is A Celebration had been released as a single a whole year before War.

What they needed was a closer, and A Celebration would belong in the first few songs anyway. I don't see why they couldn't end on Surrender or Treasure, but hey, at least we got a classic live song out of the deal.

Put Surrender at the end. Put A Celebration right before it, and start a pattern of early singles (later to be followed by HMTMKMKM and Pop, TGBHF and ATYCLB, and ES and the Bomb).

 

[Axver]

How is it possible she had sex with 100+ men??

Queensland has a lot of blind drunk, desperate men who just want to shove their cock somewhere.

She could probably score 10 a night during Schoolies ...

 

[the tourist]

I'm wondering if there are a couple of guys lost in her cavern.

!!!!!!

Spelunking and all

 

[liamcool]

hellloooo all you horny bastards were you warming up for me ???

You bet.

 

[the tourist]

Queensland has a lot of blind drunk, desperate men who just want to shove their cock somewhere.

She could probably score 10 a night during Schoolies ...

Now there's an AIDS-trap.

 

[Axver]

At this point, even if Axver got the rest of the posts in this thread, he could not catch me.

You're on a huge fucking roll today. Well done.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Does this mean Jen's going to disown the lot of us?

i don't drink beer


sprits FTMFW or a nice white wine . or bayleys if desperate .


must be wine oclock !

 

[the tourist]

You're on a huge fucking roll today. Well done.

It won't last.