EDUCATIONAL CONTENT: Note the paradoxical subject line.
THE GOOD STUFF: (If you are anti-raunch, write an essay about the paradox and don?t read any further)
What?s Cookin,? Good Lookin??
*Feverish Mona browses down the aisles with a super-market trolley*
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HOT TAMALE
When I?m not busy saving the world, I?m saving yer appetite!
I?m full of meat! Look! Just open me up and see the meat!
CONTENTS: 7 lbs.
WARNING: Unpeel leather before use
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HOT POCKETS
Em....I come....in different flavors.
Warm me up! Em....and...*blush* and I don?t mean with yer microwave....*ahem*....
CONTENTS: Pale Irish Man that is oddly attractive.
WARNING: Once you have beanies and sequins, you can never go back.
***You can use his blushing additive to light the kitchen.
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POP TART(cheers, Echo)
Can be super-sized.
CONTENTS: Can be super-sized.
WARNING: Can be super-sized.
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POPPIN? FRESH (cheers, Bonochick)
Stop pokin? me smooth tummy, er else I?ll -- HEY BUT DON?T PUT YER HAND THERE NOW!!--
WARNINGS: Sometimes the contents suffer from tendonitis. Handle carefully, as contents may be defenseless and easily taken advantage of. (That?s a warning for Larry, not consumers, obviously)
Wait that one wasn?t as funny as I thought it would be.
WARNINGS: Bone may become sore.
Yeeeaahhh buddy. Mona's back.
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal
[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-12-2002).]
THE GOOD STUFF: (If you are anti-raunch, write an essay about the paradox and don?t read any further)
What?s Cookin,? Good Lookin??
*Feverish Mona browses down the aisles with a super-market trolley*
******************************************************************************************
HOT TAMALE
When I?m not busy saving the world, I?m saving yer appetite!
I?m full of meat! Look! Just open me up and see the meat!
CONTENTS: 7 lbs.
WARNING: Unpeel leather before use
******************************************************************************************
HOT POCKETS
Em....I come....in different flavors.
Warm me up! Em....and...*blush* and I don?t mean with yer microwave....*ahem*....
CONTENTS: Pale Irish Man that is oddly attractive.
WARNING: Once you have beanies and sequins, you can never go back.
***You can use his blushing additive to light the kitchen.
******************************************************************************************
POP TART(cheers, Echo)
Can be super-sized.
CONTENTS: Can be super-sized.
WARNING: Can be super-sized.
******************************************************************************************
POPPIN? FRESH (cheers, Bonochick)
Stop pokin? me smooth tummy, er else I?ll -- HEY BUT DON?T PUT YER HAND THERE NOW!!--
WARNINGS: Sometimes the contents suffer from tendonitis. Handle carefully, as contents may be defenseless and easily taken advantage of. (That?s a warning for Larry, not consumers, obviously)
Wait that one wasn?t as funny as I thought it would be.
WARNINGS: Bone may become sore.
Yeeeaahhh buddy. Mona's back.
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal
[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-12-2002).]