ozeeko
Refugee
THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN 100% PERCENT SERIOUSLY. MAYBE 50%
I think Edge is out of ideas, that's my theory. He's insecure about his skills and doubts himself as an artist, and everytime he jams in the studio it either sounds like a crappy rock song (Vertigo) or a chiming by the numbers riff (Walk On), and frankly it's embarrassing the shit out of him, especially in front of Eno and Lanois, who without them, Edge may have not have had a single song idea during the recording of NLOTH, except of course for SUC (which was originally titled 'tuning up with jimmy page and that dude from white stripes'). That's why he's pushing for old fashioned songwriting, because he can fall back on old tricks behind the scenes and let Bono do half the work. But all Bono's got going for him is the 2 finger piano bullshit. So what am i trying to say? That Larry and Adam need to start writing songs. Or at least have Eno and Lanois ghostwrite everything.
And what the fuck was that Gannet shit???
And who gives a fuck about Spiderman?
Have u2 ever even heard their own album Achtung Baby? Or was their copy comprised of 12 "Sweetest Thing" remixes? Enough with the lame crap already.
And Bono, everybody hates you anyway. So fuck 'em all. You might as well stop trying to win over the entire world.
Edge, grow your fucking hair out. I'm sick of looking at that damn skull cap. And you look ridiculous wearing that while rocking out to the 63rd version of the "walk on" riff.
No, but really.....totally psyched about the future!!!!!!!!!!
I think Edge is out of ideas, that's my theory. He's insecure about his skills and doubts himself as an artist, and everytime he jams in the studio it either sounds like a crappy rock song (Vertigo) or a chiming by the numbers riff (Walk On), and frankly it's embarrassing the shit out of him, especially in front of Eno and Lanois, who without them, Edge may have not have had a single song idea during the recording of NLOTH, except of course for SUC (which was originally titled 'tuning up with jimmy page and that dude from white stripes'). That's why he's pushing for old fashioned songwriting, because he can fall back on old tricks behind the scenes and let Bono do half the work. But all Bono's got going for him is the 2 finger piano bullshit. So what am i trying to say? That Larry and Adam need to start writing songs. Or at least have Eno and Lanois ghostwrite everything.
And what the fuck was that Gannet shit???
And who gives a fuck about Spiderman?
Have u2 ever even heard their own album Achtung Baby? Or was their copy comprised of 12 "Sweetest Thing" remixes? Enough with the lame crap already.
And Bono, everybody hates you anyway. So fuck 'em all. You might as well stop trying to win over the entire world.
Edge, grow your fucking hair out. I'm sick of looking at that damn skull cap. And you look ridiculous wearing that while rocking out to the 63rd version of the "walk on" riff.
No, but really.....totally psyched about the future!!!!!!!!!!