Shuttlecock XXVII: To Returned Cocks We Run!

[elevated_u2_fan]

nothing will ever beat this:

 

[u2popmofo]

That's fantastic.

Anyways, since everyone focused on my jokery and not the "real feelings" part, I'd once again like to reiterate my pro-don't-visit-U2-sections-of-the-forum stance. You end up getting all the info you'd ever really want to know just being on the forum, and you avoid all of the craziness and over analysis.

Also, Mikal, did you know that you share a birthday with John Mayer?! and me

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

HaHa mikal, I just noticed all that Snowlock bs is your fault anyhow:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f204/soa-202017.html

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

nothing will ever beat this:

WIN

mikal, mofo and John Mayer share the same birthday? Whoa.

 

[mikal]

it's Snowlocks fault for being a douche, haha!

yeah, it is pretty funny that i was trying to help him out, and that's what i get in return.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

it's Snowlocks fault for being a douche, haha!

yeah, it is pretty funny that i was trying to help him out, and that's what i get in return.

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson from this.

 

[LMP]

Don't post pictures of yourself on here, otherwise you'll be Photoshopped into various homosexual situations?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Don't post pictures of yourself on here, otherwise you'll be Photoshopped into various homosexual situations?

that too

 

[Irvine511]

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson from this.

too late. i just weighed in.

 

[mikal]

we could just start our own spinoff thread:

"Snowlock, why are you such a douche?"

 

[Lila64]

too late. i just weighed in.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I need a vacation. :insertscreaminghere:

 

[u2popmofo]

My boss' boss just sent an email that he's on vacation for the next week, so I just mentally entered my own fantastic vacation......from him.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The paralegal I work for is on vacation until the 15th, which is all kinds of awesome, but yeah, I need a personal vacation of my own.

 

[corianderstem]

I'm taking Friday off, because my boss told me to feel free to take some extra days off in the coming months, since our raises were so crummy.

So I'm taking Friday off.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I need a mental health month

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I need a mental health month

This.

Once school is over with I might have to go on a weekend vacation somewhere.

7 more months. If I could see my 19 year old self I'd slap her silly for leaving college because there was "money to be made". Stupid bitch.

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm taking a few days off next week for John Mayer's birthday, because I love him so.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Did he have to fill out a restraining order against you as well?

 

[coolian2]

i feel like i need a long break too. i've mentally checked out of uni with (fingers crossed) a month until everything is done, and the stress involved with that and everything else is really getting to me now.

No. You're a foreigner.

but i'm not canadian, so that should make me awesome

 

[u2popmofo]

Did he have to fill out a restraining order against you as well?

He doesn't yet know how much even the mention of his name fills me with rage. To put things very nicely, I am not a fan.

 

[LMP]

Are you waiting for the amount of times he rips off awesome R&B artists to change? Or do you think his body is a wonderland?

 

[corianderstem]

 

[Diemen]

we could just start our own spinoff thread:

"Snowlock, why are you such a douche?"

We get the picture now, mikal.

 

[Diemen]

To put things very nicely, I am not a fan.

Frankly, I'm shocked, mofo. I thought the sensitive musical stylings of John Mayer would be right up your alley.

 

[BoMac]

Who's this John Mayer person y'all are talking about?

 

[Sicy]

thanks, lol! yep, it's definitely for my sanity.

in the meantime, i'm going to make fun of Snowlock as much as possible for the next 9 days.

Hey dude, I like you. Dont go doing anything dumb to make your break a forced one.

nothing will ever beat this:

That was my favorite I think.

Don't post pictures of yourself on here, otherwise you'll be Photoshopped into various homosexual situations?

Noooooooooo not always. That was just a running joke that I didnt even start. I just put it into pictures.

 

[Diemen]

Who's this John Mayer person y'all are talking about?

You have no idea how lucky you are.

 

[corianderstem]

Two weeks and a day until Vegas!

 

[u2popmofo]

One of us "not attending Vegas" types will have to freshen up our Photoshopping abilities so as to have fun with all the future Vegas pictures.