Originally posted by Autumn454:
Where's my rosary? I need to confess the impure thoughts I've been having after staring at this incredibly gorgeous thread! OH MY!
Let's borrow Bono's.
JESSICA: Hey Bono, I have a favor.
BONO: Erm ... I always seem to get in trouble whenever a PLEBA girl says "I need a favor."
JESSICA: Oh, but this is different ... I have a religious favor.
BONO: Ok *suspiciously*
JESSICA: I need your rosary ... I've been bad and need to make a confession
*Jumps Jessica jumps on Bonp, tears open the shirt and faints. Bono, momentarily feeling pity for Jessica stoops down to check on her*
Bono: Poor thing ... she wanted to pray. *Jessica recovers and sees the blue eyes staring back at her and make s a grab for the beads. Bono pulls his head back and in the process snaps the rosary, sending the beads everywhere*
BONO: GAAAH, me balls!
EDGE: *Somewhere, Faints*
LARRY: Hey, that's my line.
BONO: Edge, I was talking about the balls on my rosary.
ADAM: Edge my boy, you really must stop this fainting business ... it's not very becoming of a rock & roller star.
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Jessica
"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"
"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono
?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono
"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)