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arrested development
That's what I thought
arrested development
Speaking of which, I owe you a running diary of your DI V list.
Once upon a time a dying alien race sent their last son to the planet earth. He crash landed on a farm where the kindly patrons decided to raise them as their own. Being the avid lovers of film that they were, they moved to California to give their alien baby a chance at fame. It wasn't hard, his striking good looks, and questionable sexuality made him irresistible to the ladies and he made one blockbuster hit after another. It wasn't until years into his stardom that the first signs of disaster struck, when the young lad began to mention his roots. Coincidently they were very similar to an unpopular Earthly "religion" known as Scientology, and the young man began to lose some of his fame. It only became worse as the young man performed a native dance on the couch of a popular daytime talk show host's television show. The people of Earth, not understanding this dance of love, began to shun the man until there was nothing left for him to do but fade into obscurity
And this is the subject of my next holiday play for my school. And kung fu. And a Harrison Ford/Bruce Willis-type action hero forced to save the world and Christmas from Tom Cruise and Baby Suri.
Indeed you do, you lazy sod. Whatever that is.
brilliant!
I need to make my DI V list. Signs or DI V
OR BOTH!
Thanks! John Travolta and a Short Round-type character are gonna be in it, too.
Hope my teacher's privy to this idea, it was a bit of a chore to convince her of my last idea.
You can't do both. Shamalamadingdong won't let you.
I need to make my DI V list. Signs or DI V
OR BOTH!
Cameron!
Worse than that, you actually saw The Happening?
What is the big twist in The Happening?
That's disrespectful. Axver will kill you with train engine exhaust.
I remember you poisting the first act of it. Did you guys go through with that?
I saw the first hour of it, then the lightbulb burned out of the film projector and hilarity ensued. Going back tomorrow or Sunday to try again.
i'm in it.What is the big twist in The Happening?
I didn't know Joaquin was in this. It might be all right after all
What is the big twist in The Happening?
What is the big twist in The Happening?
IT SUCKED HARD CORE! I was soooo disappointed with evertyhing. The camera work was shoddy, Mark Wahlberg's acting was pretty Godawful, the plot was pretty lame. It was JUST starting to get slightly interesting
Yeah, I ended up writing the rest of it and it was performed for two nights at school. People seemed to really enjoy it and my teacher wants me to write next year's. It's a no-brained decision for me, but I couldn't find the perfect idea until now.
I'd love to post the full video of it on YouTube, but I've gotta clean up the audio before I do anything with it. I know its stashed on a DV tape somewhere.
Plants are pissed off and have decided to unleash a toxin to make humans kill themselves in various senseless and retarded ways?
That and Markymark apologizes to a potted plant.
The alien is played by a cloud of poorly-animated pixels.
I would love to see it. Can't believe that got passed
8th grade?While on the subject of writing scripts for school, in 8th grade I was going to put together about a 45 minute or so film for the last week of school that was started in about February. Anyway, the parents got pissed off because the script was "offensive" and nothing came of it. Fuck them.
DId you hear this somewhere?
Cause there's this crazy stoner (who LOVES hotdogs. I mean, he seriously is bat shit crazy about hot dogs) who theorizes it's the plants