youvedonewhat
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
ok, you work in some local shop somewhere and you're bored out of your head. The boss is an ass and no one has yet turned up to give you a break cos there ain't any staff.. anyways, you're standing behind the counter wondering how you're gonna get through the next 5 hour shift when the door swings open and in they walk....
..all 4 of them, all grins and heat. They amble around the shelves, picking stuff up, putting it back, making whispered comments followed by loud guffaws. Whilst you're busy trying to keep your tongue from lolling all over the counter they come up to pay for their items.
Question:
Do you:
Serve them and wish them 'have a nice day.' (..and hate yourself afterwards for not being more original).
Ask them what they're doing in your neck of the woods.
Ask if they've got any tickets for the up and coming tour.
.......Ask them for a snog.
Or maybe you've got a better idea?
..all 4 of them, all grins and heat. They amble around the shelves, picking stuff up, putting it back, making whispered comments followed by loud guffaws. Whilst you're busy trying to keep your tongue from lolling all over the counter they come up to pay for their items.
Question:
Do you:
Serve them and wish them 'have a nice day.' (..and hate yourself afterwards for not being more original).
Ask them what they're doing in your neck of the woods.
Ask if they've got any tickets for the up and coming tour.
.......Ask them for a snog.
Or maybe you've got a better idea?