PGP:Quick! Turn On The AC! Bono In Leather & U2 Are Running Circles Around Us!!!

[ryancoke71]

Wow, that's .... um.

What can I say? The man is a consummate professional to perform under such obvious duress.

I am saying no to the cod piece because it isn't always that big....

 

[zuropa_fit]

Seeing that video makes me reevaluate my codpiece stance.

Makes me reevaluate what I'm doing later tonight...

 

[corianderstem]

My first thought was "Well of COURSE it's hard, you're touching it!"

 

[Thora]

Space Oddity is playing on a commercial on my TV right now.

 

[zuropa_fit]

Wow, that's .... um.

What can I say? The man is a consummate professional to perform under such obvious duress.

poor guy. What a trooper.

 

[ryancoke71]

Makes me reevaluate what I'm doing later tonight...

You girls are the best! I am laughing my ass off right now!!

 

[VintagePunk]

Wow, that's .... um.

What can I say? The man is a consummate professional to perform under such obvious duress.

But...he does it ALL THE TIME!

I'm baffled, quite frankly, and I've spent more time than I care to admit to trying to figure out the hows and the whys. But...there it is.

Red Rocks?? The whole show.

In fact...

I'm trying to think of a way to explain it. One that won't make me sound awful. But it's just always THERE. Very, very, very common. It's become like a "Where's Waldo" game for me.

 

[ryancoke71]

My first thought was "Well of COURSE it's hard, you're touching it!"

Cori, you really must visit us more often...

 

[corianderstem]

THE WHOLE SHOW???

Now I'll have to tell my bass player friend I can't do a full Bono impersonation if we do that Red Rocks set we were talking about for our next work concert.

I am not equipped.

 

[ryancoke71]

Get a codpiece!

 

[corianderstem]

I'm trying to think of a way to explain it. One that won't make me sound awful. But it's just always THERE. Very, very, very common. It's become like a "Where's Waldo" game for me.

Are you suggesting he's the Liam Neeson of the rock world? That it's the natural state of things?

 

[VintagePunk]

THE WHOLE SHOW???

Now I'll have to tell my bass player friend I can't do a full Bono impersonation if we do that Red Rocks set we were talking about for our next work concert.

I am not equipped.

You've never noticed?? Oh wow. Not really sure what that says about me, but...

I know, Larry judges me.

 

[corianderstem]

Get a codpiece!

Well, if I'm already going to get a mullet wig, and the skinny jeas and black boots are in fashion again ....

Spoiler

I'm not getting a mullet wig.

 

[zuropa_fit]

okay - I'm practically peeing my pants laughing right now!

And, VP, the whole show???? See, don't you think that's just some really great Calvin Klein undies and some tightass pants?

 

[Thora]

You girls win at life tonight.

 

[corianderstem]

You've never noticed??

Well, I sure will NOW!



I can already picture the Minneapolis show. "Mom, I'm not going to tell you again. Give me the binoculars. I NEED THEM."

 

[ryancoke71]

I am crying here....

ETA: that does it...I am camping out for both shows!!!

 

[zuropa_fit]

Are you suggesting he's the Liam Neeson of the rock world? That it's the natural state of things?

Wait, what? Liam Neeson is perpetually hard? Since when?

















can I say that?

 

[VintagePunk]

Are you suggesting he's the Liam Neeson of the rock world? That it's the natural state of things?

I feel like a should put together a visual (pardon the pun) package for you! I could take you right from the Boy era till now.

I think I'm more shocked that you *haven't* noticed!

 

[dazzledbylight]

Okay, serious question. Do you think that is actually wood, or just a funny angle of the little folds and creases in his pants?

I mean, it's been a while since I've had personal research, but it hasn't been THAT long.

well my ATYCLB (post 273) concert experience even from far here was denfinatley making carpentry !!!

but the fabric might have been suppler doing that tour!

 

[corianderstem]

No, Liam Neeson is apparently spectacularly well-endowed.

There's a Janice Dickinson quote from years back or something where she says something to the effect of "He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."

I was speculating that our man was not necessarily in a constant state of erection, but that ... well. Yes.

 

[zuropa_fit]

Well, if I'm already going to get a mullet wig, and the skinny jeas and black boots are in fashion again ....

Spoiler

I'm not getting a mullet wig.

ddddooooooooo eeeeeeettt!!!!!! You know how many Blue Crackers would pay to see you in a mulletwig?

 

[ryancoke71]

I feel like a should put together a visual (pardon the pun) package for you! I could take you right from the Boy era till now.

I think I'm more shocked that you *haven't* noticed!

I am begging you...please do!

 

[corianderstem]

can I say that?

No.

Spoiler

PENIS.

I feel like a should put together a visual (pardon the pun) package for you! I could take you right from the Boy era till now.

How dare you suggest corrupting me in such ways!

Spoiler

Yes, please.

 

[VintagePunk]

okay - I'm practically peeing my pants laughing right now!

And, VP, the whole show???? See, don't you think that's just some really great Calvin Klein undies and some tightass pants?

Well, admittedly it's probably much more prominent during some scenes and some angles...but yes, it's....there. Threatening to poke an eye out.


(Ahhhhhh, I can't believe I'm saying this! And when we have company!! LOL)

 

[Thora]

Doesn't Bono say in one of the books (U2 by U2, Bono in Conversation, maybe?) that they're all spectacularly well hung or something?

 

[zuropa_fit]

well my ATYCLB (post 273) even from far here was denfinatley making carpentry !!!

but the fabric might have been suppler doing that tour!

ZOMG - can we please start using the carpenter euphemism? Just to make me laugh?!?!? Someone add tags to this thread - NAO!!!!!!!

No, Liam Neeson is apparently spectacularly well-endowed.

There's a Janice Dickinson quote from years back or something where she says something to the effect of "He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."

 

[VintagePunk]

Oh man, let me go look in Photobucket...

 

[zuropa_fit]

Doesn't Bono say in one of the books (U2 by U2, Bono in Conversation, maybe?) that they're all spectacularly well hung or something?

I seem to recall. They all say Adam's the most well endowed but yes, at some other point I seem to remember B' saying this. Someone better do some research.

 

[ryancoke71]

Doesn't Bono say in one of the books (U2 by U2, Bono in Conversation, maybe?) that they're all spectacularly well hung or something?

Yah, but guys could be lying about such things. Apparently, he wasn't!!