I wish I had an essay space craft.
Then perhaps I configure a way in which if it was launched at significantly low enough speeds, a sort of reverse time dilation would occur, thus granting me that wonderously eleusive thing we call more time.
Which I could use to sleep.
Or gain back the 30 seconds I just used to write this post, to continue writing my essay.
Or perhaps I could go back in time, and talk with myself, thus telling myself what to write, so that I would technically have more done earlier.
But I wonder if this would cause a time paradox, as having it them would mean I would probably be asleep now, so I woun't be going back in time, except that I already had, which really means I both did and didn't gain any sleep, plus it would lead to great confusion....