My mom just sent me the weirdest package for my birthday.
I had told her in the past that I didn't have anything Packer-related, and while I'm not a huge football fan, it would be fun to have something with the logo. But my mom, bless her heart, can NOT be trusted to buy me things.
So I pull out two things from the box - a rather old-looking Packers shirt that's rather appalling, fashion-wise and a lumpy bag of ..... smooshed brains? No! Cheese curds in an air-locked baggie. Bless her heart. A care package from Wisconsin. Cheese curds are always welcome.
I called her, and was relieved to at least find out the shirt was just one of her old ones, she hadn't bought it. So it was a nice thought, but I'm feeling a little bitchy about my reaction to it. I can only hope that's not my actual present - one of my mom's old shirts.
I'm kind of hoping my actual birthday present is following in the mail.
/ungrateful daughter