Oscars!

[Dalton]

I would love for my back to be chiseled like Hilary's.

me too

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Nice return lob Chris

for the first time all night... i didn't get that joke.

 

[ladywithspinninghead]

Way to go Spain!

 

[discothequeLP]

penelope cruz and salama hayek . . .



wow, i have to go change my shorts

 

[starsgoblue]

I would love for my back to be chiseled like Hilary's.

You'd be able to count all your vertabrae too if you had 1% body fat...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

now eternal sunshine of the spotless mind has been nominated for like a thousand awards tonight... but once again, jim carrey gets screwed out of a nomination.

 

[Dalton]

You'd be able to count all your vertabrae too if you had 1% body fat...

Sweet! I would finally be able to count to 30!

 

[Dalton]

if you consider sean penn and his i think it's 1992 and i love vanilla ice hair cut to be hot, then damn it... i'm doing something wrong.

scurries off to shave vertical lines in his eyebrow......

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Charlie Kaufman

 

[anitram]

now eternal sunshine of the spotless mind has been nominated for like a thousand awards tonight... but once again, jim carrey gets screwed out of a nomination.

Yeah, but I really can't blame them this time, because Paul Giamatti is the first person who should have been on that list but got hosed.

 

[starsgoblue]

Sweet! I would finally be able to count to 30!

It's all about setting those goals and shooting for the stars, Dalton!

 

[Dalton]

It's all about setting those goals and shooting for the stars, Dalton!

You know what they say, "Shoot for the moon cause even if you miss you will die a lonely cold death in the middle of space......"

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Yeah, but I really can't blame them this time, because Paul Giamatti is the first person who should have been on that list but got hosed.

true... but carrey gets screwed so often that it's almost expected at this point.

jamie foxx is nominated, and will probably win, because he's just so damn convincing as ray charles.

well... jim carrey was pretty damned convincing as andy kaufman, and he wasn't even nominated.

 

[Doozer61]

Charlize

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

and here i thought finding neverland was a documentary about macauly culkin and corey feldman...

heeee heeee

 

[Dalton]

How does Jonny Depp keep getting my pubic hair on his face?

Its starting to freak me out......

 

[ladywithspinninghead]

Oh please not Leonardo!!!

 

[Doozer61]

and here i thought finding neverland was a documentary about macauly culkin and corey feldman...

heeee heeee

 

[starsgoblue]

Wonderful for Jamie Foxx

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

least shocking moment of the night... jamie foxx

 

[Dalton]

Damn Jay-Z even CLAPS like a hustler.....

 

[Dalton]

Did Oprah just give the Black Panthers hand signal?

No, oprah, no.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

and to think... this guy started out in show business as this...

 

[Doozer61]

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

Damn Johnny Depp should've won...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm crying right now for Kate and Johnny. I expected Jaime to win, though.

 

[Dalton]

For the pre-show, the show, and the drinking that will follow.

Are you ready?

Perfect Circle.

 

[starsgoblue]

and to think... this guy started out in show business as this...

The same show JLo and Jim Carrey were on...

I loved that skit...lol

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The awards aren't over yet. 2 more awards, we can dooo eeet, Waterboys!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the first time i saw the commercial for Ray... the commercial, not even the movie... i was like "damn... Jamie Foxx just won himself an Oscar."

and indeed he done... and he clearly deserved it.