Omicron Persei 8, Superthread

[Axver]

Whenever I go to Europe I feel like the cars are modern and probably going to look silly in photos within ten years.

 

[Slopsy]

My car is small and beautiful!

 

[Axver]

Oh and there's the BIGHORN.

Wait what now?

 

[Slopsy]

And she always blasts SWEET METALZ.

 

[Axver]

My car is non-existent and sexy.

 

[Slopsy]

Wait what now?

Isuzu (however the fuck you spell it) BIGHORN. Stupidest car name EVER.

 

[Axver]

Oh my god it's Mean To Me!

I'd so play this live if I had a band.

 

[Slopsy]

My OLD car was a jizz machine though. Oh I miss him!

 

[Axver]

Isuzu (however the fuck you spell it) BIGHORN. Stupidest car name EVER.

Isuzu tends to fail anyway, but that's especially shitacular.

 

[Slopsy]

If I was a band I'd just play TiK ToK repeatedly.

 

[Slopsy]

HUUUNNNGRRRRY
cld

 

[Axver]

She came all the way from America!
She had a blind date with destiny!
And the sound of TE AWAMUTU
Had a truly sacred ring
Now her parents are divorced
And her friends committed suicide
I cannot escape!
A plea from the heart
You know what it means to me
She said don't walk away
I'm down on my knees
You know what it means to me

 

[Axver]

If I was in a band, we'd open for ourselves. Fuck opening bands. We'd play covers, all the songs I like.

 

[Axver]

Once, when I was entirely sober, I began writing setlists for these covers opening sets. They're great!

 

[Slopsy]

TE AWAMUTU! I sold my first horse to a family there!

 

[Axver]

I fucking love Te Awamutu and I've never been there!

Wait, you've owned horses? I never knew!

 

[Slopsy]

My band would just make everyone ejaculate all the time and they wouldn't even hear the music.

 

[Axver]

My band would make everybody dance with awe and headbang with respect.

 

[Slopsy]

YES! I was a horse nut until I was about 14 and had to focus on school and shit Had two ponies. Loved them to bits.

 

[Axver]

I had no idea! Fuck skoolz.

 

[Axver]

Shall I post some of my cover sets? I mean you probably don't care but THEY'RE SETLISTS C'MON.

 

[Slopsy]

I know, right. I still ride (teehee, ride) my mum's horse every now and then but ehh, not the same.

 

[Axver]

Oh hey, this thread is sticky now.

 

[Slopsy]

YES POST YES.

cl

 

[Axver]

My childhood best friend, his mother and her horse were in Lord of the Rings as extras for some battle scenes.

 

[Slopsy]

Yay sticky! That was me, sorry.

 

[Axver]

cl? That's neither filtering nor devastating the caps lock.

 

[Slopsy]

My childhood best friend, his mother and her horse were in Lord of the Rings as extras for some battle scenes.

Oh, AWESOME!

 

[Axver]

I'm singing Now We're Getting Somewhere ... kinda loud.

 

[Slopsy]

You know what?

FUCK THE MORNING.