Well, that's as bad a loss as you'll ever see, in any sport. England, having won the toss on a green pitch, needed 318 for victory in plenty of time. They collapsed to 4/72. Ali and Root then put on 101 for the fifth wicket to give them a real sniff.
Enter Ishant Sharma. I can't really think of any players who have been ridiculed as much as him. He bounces out Ali for 39 with the last ball before lunch.
Back from lunch, Root and Prior play two really good, positive overs. And then, as I sat watching a stream mouth agape, Prior, Stokes, Root and Broad all played awful, brash, insane shots against Sharma's short ball. Sharma got his best-ever figures of 7/74.
ISHANT SHARMA FUCKING BOUNCED OUT ENGLAND.
And just to top it all off, Jadeja ran out Anderson.