NFL 2007, Part One

[impy13]

God Came Through at the Last second.

I am tired of hearing that the Patriots are God's

 

[Hewson]

How does that stand to reason?

Wouldn't a Rams fan, i don't know, fucken hate the Patriots?

Chizip certainly does.

 

[phanan]

My thoughts exactly.

 

[randhail]

He sounds like Jesus from Lebowski.

and you know that you don't fuck wit de Jeezus.

 

[BoMac]

Because I am. The Cowboys are a much better team the San Francisco 49ers and the Oakland Raiders

Ah, so I see. The only reason you're a Cowboys fan is because they're better than your local teams. That speaks volumes as to how much of a fan you are.

If we were to all follow your logic, then we'd all be Colts and Patriots fans and stadiums across the country would be empty because no one would show up to see their local teams play. "I'm from (insert city name here) but why should I like the (insert team name here) when the Cowboys are the better team?"

 

[CTU2fan]

Fuck The Redskins, cause when we beat The Patriots were are going to fuck your team up so badly not once but twice this season.

Bold words. Or crazy talk...we'll find out soon enough.

 

[DaveC]

Fuck The Redskins, cause when we beat The Patriots were are going to fuck your team up so badly not once but twice this season.

Patriots (-5.5) over COWBOYS
For three reasons ...

1. The Pats are 5-0 against the league, 5-0 against the spread. Isn't Rule No. 1 of gambling to keep riding the hot team until it loses?

2. Tony Romo has started 16 games in the NFL. He looked great in five of them, good in three of them, mediocre in four of them, lousy in three of them and abysmal in two of them. Should I trust Romo in a gigantic game ... or should I trust Tom Brady, who has a 127.2 QB rating and three Super Bowl rings? You tell me.

3. When Dallas finally won Monday night's game, they showed Wade Phillips jumping around and the Sports Gal (reading a magazine) looked up, started giggling and asked, "Who's that guy?" When I responded that it was Dallas' coach, she laughed again and said, "That's their coach??? Really? It looks like he should be sitting at a sports bar stuffing his face with chicken wings." I'm supposed to take him against Belichick? Come on.

And that's why the Cowboys aren't going to win.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Alright, what's going to be a good game to watch with the Lions not playing this week?

And I know, any game where the Lions aren't playing is a good game.

 

[DaveC]

Cowboys-Pats is the game of the week. Probably the best early game is Washington-Green Bay. The night game and the Monday game are probably going to suck, though.

 

[Justin24]

And that's why the Cowboys aren't going to win.

Wow an opinion from a chick reading a magazine.

I played against my friend on Madden 08 Dallas vs Patriots. I won 53-51

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I played against my friend on Madden 08 Dallas vs Patriots. I won 53-51

 

[DaveC]

Wow an opinion from a chick reading a magazine.

I thought I couldn't be more obvious about which part of that I was talking about, considering the part I bolded.

Apparently I needed to make it 8 sizes bigger and italicize it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Wow an opinion from a chick reading a magazine.

I played against my friend on Madden 08 Dallas vs Patriots. I won 53-51

I played the Lions a couple of weeks back and won by at least 100 points.

And at least that chick has some common sense. Better than most Cowpoke fans I've conversed with.

 

[zoney!]

Bold words. Or crazy talk...

This is a hypothetical question, right?

 

[coolian2]

I played against my friend on Madden 08 Dallas vs Patriots. I won 53-51

Well, fuck, it's definitive.

Best call the Patriots and tell them not to turn up.

 

[LemonMelon]

Fuck The Redskins, cause when we beat The Patriots were are going to fuck your team up so badly not once but twice this season.

Now you've gone from trash talk based on nothing but emotion and pathetic wins versus pathetic teams to making predictions based on said emotion and pathetic victories?

Good for you, I suppose.

 

[phanan]

I'm curious if Justin will disappear from this thread as fast as he showed up if the Patriots win tomorrow.

 

[BoMac]

On the flip side, I'm sure we're all going to hear about it if the Cowboys win.

 

[phillyfan26]

Because I am. The Cowboys are a much better team the San Francisco 49ers and the Oakland Raiders

 

[phillyfan26]

Wow an opinion from a chick reading a magazine.

Yeah, Dave, what the fuck were you thinking giving us this bullshit? That's like saying you should root for a bad team just cause, you know, you're from that city. That's just crazy talk.

 

[LemonMelon]

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Ah, damn...when did he write that? I probably would have had a semi-clever barb for him.

 

[phillyfan26]

A page or two ago.

 

[LemonMelon]

A page or two ago.

A lot of good that does me now.

Oh well, just more proof that Dallas has a very...umm...how can I put this...broad fan base.

 

[DaveC]

Yeah, Dave, what the fuck were you thinking giving us this bullshit? That's like saying you should root for a bad team just cause, you know, you're from that city. That's just crazy talk.

He may indeed be a true Dallas fan, I think he fits in quite well with their "crowd".

 

[Justin24]

If the Pats win I wont leave, because they will beat the eagles, the giants and The Skins.

By the way I love you guys. You're all so hilarious.

 

[LemonMelon]

If the Pats win I wont leave, because they will beat the eagles, the giants and The Skins.

Sadly, you're probably right. They will.

By the way I love you guys. You're all so hilarious.

Thank you.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I played the Lions a couple of weeks back and won by at least 100 points.

Hasn't that happened in real life already, at least once?

 

[CTU2fan]

Not only does Dallas' coach look like he belongs in a sports bar stuffing his face, he's also the same moron who thought Rob Johnson was a better QB than Doug Flutie. Remember that fiasco, Buffalo fans (are there any Buffalo fans?)? Good thing the 'Boys don't still have Bledsoe, Romo would be riding the pine for sure because Drew's, like, taller, and stuff.

 

[DaveC]

http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/020227

Justin, I suggest paying particular attention to rules 18 and 19.

And MrPryck2U, check out rule 20.

That is all.

 

[LemonMelon]

Hasn't that happened in real life already, at least once?

To be fair, the Skins suffered the worst beatdown in recorded NFL history about 50 years ago when the Bears beat us 73-0.

Time for the Pats to smash the Pokes' myth.