Mrs. Vedder
Refugee
True... they did.
This summer, I was so late for work... my alarm didn't go off and well, I was running late. And my boss told us that we can not be late!! He expressed it so much cause we had this huge event thing that day and stuff...... anywho....... I took a shower and got put on my clothes in a hurry and ran out the door.
I was going fast on the freeway like 80 LOL *oopsie* and so yeah, this damn cop stopped me I knew I was going to get a ticket so I'm all GREAT!!!!
The officer comes by.. and tells me I was going too fast.. blah blah.. lectured on what happens when you drive to fast.. and asks for license and registration..... so I give it to him... I was so mad I was looking straight ahead on the road until he finished with the paper work...
But uh, he kept staring at my chest.. and I didn't say anything.. nor did I looked down to see anything... then he laughs and is like "NICE VEW MISS" I looked down... and my blouse.. was not button... so I was like showing off my boobs! LMFAO I did have a bra on but it was like lacy so it was like a see through almost......= me! Then he's like...... "How about I give you warning?" and winks at me!
LMFAO I'm like OMG!!!
So yeah my boobs kept me from getting a traffic ticket!
This summer, I was so late for work... my alarm didn't go off and well, I was running late. And my boss told us that we can not be late!! He expressed it so much cause we had this huge event thing that day and stuff...... anywho....... I took a shower and got put on my clothes in a hurry and ran out the door.
I was going fast on the freeway like 80 LOL *oopsie* and so yeah, this damn cop stopped me I knew I was going to get a ticket so I'm all GREAT!!!!
The officer comes by.. and tells me I was going too fast.. blah blah.. lectured on what happens when you drive to fast.. and asks for license and registration..... so I give it to him... I was so mad I was looking straight ahead on the road until he finished with the paper work...
But uh, he kept staring at my chest.. and I didn't say anything.. nor did I looked down to see anything... then he laughs and is like "NICE VEW MISS" I looked down... and my blouse.. was not button... so I was like showing off my boobs! LMFAO I did have a bra on but it was like lacy so it was like a see through almost......= me! Then he's like...... "How about I give you warning?" and winks at me!
LMFAO I'm like OMG!!!
So yeah my boobs kept me from getting a traffic ticket!