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FallingStar said:B: We're twins.
A: Ignore him, he's drunk.
this is great!!
awesome thread!
FallingStar said:B: We're twins.
A: Ignore him, he's drunk.
FallingStar said:
Edge: See, I have a gray beard.
B: Yes, I can see it quite clearly.
Edge: Did I ask you for your opinion?
B: Excuse me, Treki, EVERYbody can see those gray stubbles you call 'beard'.
Edge: See? That's why I love this cute Irish imp.
B: It's obvious that you won't broadcast the last bit, right?
agentmissa said:
B: Edge, stop chewing on the wire, you can have it back when I'm done.
agentmissa said:
B: Edge, stop chewing on the wire, you can have it back when I'm done.
***sounds of chair tipping over & dumping its occupant***FallingStar said:Gosh, I'm so hot, I can even have my photo taken with a donkey that looks okay but smells TERRIBLE.
bonocrazy88 said:
George: It was very nice to meet you?Bow-no?
Bono: Do you think I?ve had too much to drink Ali?
Sheryl: Well, I don?t know how to break this to you, but neither of us is Ali?
Bono: I don?t know who you think you are, but you can?t talk to my wife that way!
Ali: Honey, I told you, he was just asking me if the fruit was okay.
Bono: Oh come on, ?Are your melons ripe enough?? Give me a break!
Bono: * Damn! I forgot to put on underwear this morning?
Edge: *So, the water is moving at a speed of about 50 kilometers per hour?*
Larry: *I could be out riding my Harley, picking up some women?*
Adam: *If I ever find out who did my hair, I?ll kill him?*
Bono: *I want my hair back*
Guitar: *I?m the luckiest guitar in the world!*
bonocrazy88 said:
Edge: *He?s got a cute little bum?*
Larry: Bono, get up, it was only a 30 minute plane ride?
Adam: *I?m not with them*
George: It was very nice to meet you?Bow-no?
Bono: Do you think I?ve had too much to drink Ali?
Sheryl: Well, I don?t know how to break this to you, but neither of us is Ali?
Bono: I don?t know who you think you are, but you can?t talk to my wife that way!
Ali: Honey, I told you, he was just asking me if the fruit was okay.
Bono: Oh come on, ?Are your melons ripe enough?? Give me a break!
Bono: * Damn! I forgot to put on underwear this morning?
Edge: *So, the water is moving at a speed of about 50 kilometers per hour?*
Larry: *I could be out riding my Harley, picking up some women?*
Adam: *If I ever find out who did my hair, I?ll kill him?*
Bono: *I want my hair back*
Guitar: *I?m the luckiest guitar in the world!*
Bono: *I hope I remembered to put on my ?SOUL? shoes this morning.*
Edge these underpants are disgusting !FallingStar said:B: See me posing for a pic with a Sarajevo-an...Sarajevan....SOLDIER from sarajevo!
Elvis Costello take-off: Uh.
Edge these underpants are disgusting !Merc said:
^^
Bono: What the f*** did they put in the dinner?! I'm starting to feel sick... Oh! And my heartbeat - Slow down my beating heart...
Chirac: Yeah, I can feel it too - I'll talk to the chef right away!!!
^^
Edge: Bono! Larry! Let me out now - I don't like beeing locked up in this closet!!! Let me ouuut!!! And give me back my mechanical truck!!!
Larry:
Bono: No we won't! Ohh, this is fun!!!
" Adam get off me arse"Edgette said:
" Ok Adam I'll pull the chair fom her and you grab the hat for fellow me lad here . "
"Are you sure Elton wont mind me borrowing this ? the colour is perfect on me, nobody will ever know it's not my real hair "zsuzso said:
" Adam the disguise isn't working."FallingStar said:B: I'm just looking in front of me and I'm not talking to you, Adam. You won't ever touch my glasses again, you wanker
Adam with moustache: BUT...
"I told you not to fix your specs with super glue"FallingStar said:B: We're twins.
A: Ignore him, he's drunk.
"Not here Edge wait till we get back to the hotel"FallingStar said:Okay, then I won't stop.
Edge, Ad: we MATCH!
" Quick all get out Edge just farted "FallingStar said:Lar: And we will break the record of how many people fit into one car - I'm number 6!
Edge: *laughing* No, you're already number 7!
" This is so embarassing but I've forgot my purse can you pay ?"Billie Midol said:Oh, man... MacPhisto left his horns where last night?
"Everyone is wearing these colours this season"Merc said:
^^
Bono: ... and then the one tomato says to the other: Catch up!!!
Paul O'Neill: (Thinking: Okay I still don't get this! Is this man supposed to be funny?!)
^^
Paul O'Neill: Oh, that's my favourite brand of tomato-sauce! I can make the worlds best lasagne with that sauce!!!
Bono: Yeah, right!!!
^^
Paul O'Neill: Oh Bono, no need to worry - you look great!
Bono: When I look at you, I shomehow start to doubt that!!!
"Edge wouldn't you be better off with a blow up doll ?"FallingStar said:B: Oh no, oh no, I didn't steal it. It wasn't me! See, there is no fire extingui--*whimper*
E: This is really interesting..the mechanism of this extinguisher might be useful for the little rocket I'm working on.
Edgette said:
"Bono Adam keep's feeling my arse, tell him it's your turn today"