Mrs. Garrison
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well we really didn't even start talking about pooh until page 4....but i still have to credit Corianderstem
Lady fans, please remember that men and women have separate bathrooms for a reason...
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well we really didn't even start talking about pooh until page 4....but i still have to credit Corianderstem
kellyahern
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OMG that's brill. Sad that someone needed to use it in their own house, though. They must have some dbags for friends (not you, of course!) I'd love to see that at a turnpike service plaza though!
We used to have a sign like that at the senior center where I work - talk about your sprayers
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corianderstem
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I never hover, or squat, or cover
I thought I was the only woman left in the country who didn't cover the seat all the time. If the seat looks pretty gnarly, I will cover it. But when it looks okay and is not wet, what's the point?
It's not like you're going to be serving food off your ass later - what's a few germs on your butt cheeks?
redhotswami
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Well, I usually wipe, regardless. Because one too many times have I sat on a seat with a surprise spot or two. That's pretty much the worst sensation in the world. I don't ever want to experience that again.
gvox
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Ok we are firmly in tmiland now.
I had a really weird habit as a youth based on a program I saw on TV with regards to public toilets and what was the most sanitary part of a public toilet. I'm not sure I should share it though...it was such a habit that I never actually realized that I was doing something different from anyone else
I had a really weird habit as a youth based on a program I saw on TV with regards to public toilets and what was the most sanitary part of a public toilet. I'm not sure I should share it though...it was such a habit that I never actually realized that I was doing something different from anyone else
corianderstem
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I've learned to wipe anything off the seat that looks like it just might be some sort of liquid. But when I forget and end up with the Unpleasant Damp Thigh, I just convince myself it's water from the bowl and not ... something else.
Not like toilet bowl water is that much better as it's flushing, but it puts my mind more at ease even as I say "ewwwwwww." I swear, half the toilets at work spray water all over when you flush, so it's not unlikely that it's water and not pee.
And don't stand too close to the toilet when you flush. Helpful tip to guard against those overeager toilets.
Not like toilet bowl water is that much better as it's flushing, but it puts my mind more at ease even as I say "ewwwwwww." I swear, half the toilets at work spray water all over when you flush, so it's not unlikely that it's water and not pee.
And don't stand too close to the toilet when you flush. Helpful tip to guard against those overeager toilets.
redhotswami
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OMG I hate those "automatic" toilets that flush when you're still sitting on them!!
corianderstem
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Seriously.Some of the bathrooms at work have automatic flush on the toilets, but they haven't been installed in all the bathrooms yet, and I'm so paranoid that I'm going to walk away from one thinking it will flush and end up leaving a surprise for the next person.
gvox
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I'm voting this as the thread that saves the General Tour Discussion area. 
gvox
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dup'd
redhotswami
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Some of the bathrooms at work have automatic flush on the toilets, but they haven't been installed in all the bathrooms yet, and I'm so paranoid that I'm going to walk away from one thinking it will flush and end up leaving a surprise for the next person.
that's always a fear of mine too! I usually stand there kicking various parts of the sensor area hoping it sets it off, or pushes an elusive button.
RedRocksU2
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Just a few days ago, I was at the Casino and I went to the bathroom and I was trying to place one of those seats covers....and right before I sit down...the mother fucking toilet flushes, takes the cover with it, splashes the seat and I'm in mid air......landing on the seat.
BVS
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Wow...
Far too much information in this thread.
Far too much information in this thread.
RedRocksU2
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Oh please...now you?
redhotswami
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I should've used spoiler tags 
corianderstem
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I am shocked - shocked, I tell you - that a thread about bathrooms turned into a discussion about bathrooms.
gvox
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We're healing, slowly but surely, one thread at a time.
daygloeyes2
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I love this thread.
kramwest1
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I am shocked - shocked, I tell you - that a thread about bathrooms turned into a discussion about bathrooms.
I'm a little surprised that a thread about bathrooms HASN'T turned into a setlist bitch thread.
Refreshes my faith in humanity.
Mark
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Anji
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If the Ladies is full up and the men's are empty I'll use the mens! Mind You I can even if men are there! I am not going to loose the contents of my bladder for NOBODY
I'll just plead I didn't see the sign and I was in a rush, if I am pulled up about it
They should just build more frigging womens bogs!! The mens never seem to be that busy, therein lies the truth! Men can P up against a wall, Let's just put women signs up on the front of the mens
I'll just plead I didn't see the sign and I was in a rush, if I am pulled up about it
They should just build more frigging womens bogs!! The mens never seem to be that busy, therein lies the truth! Men can P up against a wall, Let's just put women signs up on the front of the mens
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blame the adverts in the ladies' stalls i guess
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The only time I have to queue to use the bathroom is when I'm in the UK/Ireland. Everywhere else in Europe I've been, I've never had that issue. I never have to queue....not even before one of the U2 shows we were at. They also seem to be really clean most of the time
mtnfox
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This is the funniest thread ever. 
And corianderstem, that avatar is priceless - Arrested Development was the best show on tv.
And corianderstem, that avatar is priceless - Arrested Development was the best show on tv.
gvox
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kramwest1
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I wasn't going to do it. But, I'm surprised someone hasn't.
Umm, back to toilets...I stopped using the paper covers when the damn autoflushers kept stealing them before I could sit down, like I think Carlos said.
Honestly, there's no place like home for the toilet. But, if I have to use a stall in a large building (airport, convention center, etc.), I will look for one that the janitor is cleaning and wait until they are done.
Mark
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So dont open it.
