coolian2
Blue Crack Supplier
back to class, where i ironically will not be paying attention.
it's funnier then because the joke is actually about running jokes into the ground.
you've got to pay attention
The online application form asks travellers to say if they are drug users and to divulge certain criminal convictions or past terror activities.
ssssssh axver, homeland security will be on your doorstep any minute now!!US travel permit now mandatory - New Zealand's source for travel news on Stuff.co.nz
I like this:
Oh yeah, because a potential terrorist will totally divulge their past terror activities. "Yeah, I lobbed some rockets from Gaza, I placed some landmines in Iraq, and I wouldn't mind having a go at the White House, but please let me into your country!"
ssssssh axver, homeland security will be on your doorstep any minute now!!
I'm surprised they didn't send me to Guantanamo back in 2005!
at least now we know the real reason why you don't want to come back to america: you've probably been banned from reentering the country.
you're the first person to be banned from the states despite having never been in the country.Exactly. I mean, who would want him in the country in the first place?
awwwYou've discovered my deep, dark secret. I couldn't come and see you because I got deported.
you're the first person to be banned from the states despite having never been in the country.
i'm not surprised.Liam's even been banned from his homeland.
baby goats?kids.
sorry! i'll submit them as soon as i'm done wif dinner.goddamnit lady. where are my marks?
baby goats?
i was going to make a similar joke but i got lazy.Baby sodding mountain goats?
the person below me.psst, what does tpbm mean on that thread title?
the person below me.
axver, want me to add a poll to your thread?